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a lady punched my friend today

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Lateralis
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sxome old bitch punched my friend in the face and spit in his face,it all started cuz he had cut in front of her in the line and then she cut in front of him and he said 'looks whos cutting now bitch' then at the chalet he was tellin us about it and she walked by and started freaking out and he was glady tellin her to fuck off and calling a stupid whore so she decked him and spit in his face,shes a nut,she swings her poles at us and tried to stab some of us,oh and shes on the ski hill committee
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 9 2003 9:40PM
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TAK
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Oh, the fun you could have. G(uer/or)illa food redespention anyone?
Mar 9 2003 9:45PM
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PhattTim
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anal pyrotechnics

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Mar 9 2003 10:15PM
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BrodyLeven
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how old was the lady

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Mar 9 2003 11:19PM
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Ds91260
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why would they need a new ski hill, and after reading the story, ur friend should have kicked her in her nuts
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Mar 10 2003 12:00AM
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bigskia
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my friend almost hit a lady when he did a tip roll in the face.


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Mar 10 2003 12:17AM
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Ski-hobo
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that would be pretty funny to watch, but if that happened to me, I cut that bitch off into the trees.
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Mar 10 2003 12:20AM
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bitchassphatz
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your frioend got punked bro. if that shit happened out here, the youngin probably would rock the old person....sucks you and your friends get bitched around your mountain.
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Mar 10 2003 1:12AM
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K_2
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That would have been hilarious to watch.
Mar 10 2003 11:13AM
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west
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this happens a lot in deer valley utah


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Mar 10 2003 11:29AM
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Lateralis
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the lady is probably in her mid 40's,it was by far the most hilarious thing to see,all the old people here are a bunch of cranky old fucks,i passed an old man on the hill and he was swearing at me in french sayin i have no respect and i put him at danger and i almost got clipped,its gay over here
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 10 2003 3:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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old people are so gay sometimes

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Mar 10 2003 4:00PM
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CrystalineSkier
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true dat, but then again, some old people have been skiing so long it's fun to ski with them cause they're so damn good

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Mar 10 2003 4:03PM
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Ghost
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would have been funny as hell to see... who would've expected that from an old lady?

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Oct 18 2003 4:40PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha, thats really funny. i want to see


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Oct 18 2003 4:45PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Having fun, Jarrett?


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Oct 18 2003 4:51PM
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sacha
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holy shit what a fuckin stupid old bitch. what hill do u ski at?


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Oct 18 2003 10:16PM
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tori
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your skiing right now?
Oh man , if only ...



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Oct 19 2003 12:11AM
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P-JO
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you should've thrown a cat at her face.





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Oct 19 2003 12:17AM
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Ds91260
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this thread is from march

but, last night some coked out bitch gave us the finger, you could tell she was coked out, she had the rich white bitch cocaine addict look to her, so were sittin at the seven eleven shoulder tapping and she pulls up, her husband steps out and goes inside, shes starin at us, so we wave, she gives us the finger, my friend tells her to burn in hell, she keeps starin, her husband comes out and they leave, bitch





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Oct 19 2003 12:28AM
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Bangor
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ghost dragon bringing back a thread from the dead.... wow......
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Oct 19 2003 10:25AM
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Lateralis
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holy fuck ahhaha aan old thread comes back alive


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Oct 19 2003 11:36AM
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