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Stripper to Prom?

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
you pay a stripper to go with you to prom and pretend to be your date and all your friends give you mad respect and the girls think your hung like a mammoth
May 12 2006 7:55PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
i didnt know they had prom in 8th grade. Must be new. Just don't bone her while you two are dancing.
May 12 2006 7:56PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
no, im sayin if i was in high-school cuz most people are on this site but it would be funnier to bring her to and 8th grade dance
May 12 2006 7:57PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I'm pretty sure everyone would see thorugh that, or think it was your really hot slutty cousin
May 12 2006 8:03PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
inverse happened with me. brought my mom, everyone thought twas a prositute
May 12 2006 8:04PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
you brought your mom to your prom?!?!?!
May 12 2006 8:05PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
haha anyone ever heard of that show on about MTV high school pranks (I forget what its called exactly)? Anyway I met this kid in one of my classes this year that was on the show. He was this huge dork and he somehow won this contest through this radio station so that his overweight loser buddy got to take a stripper to prom. It was funny I didnt believe him when he told the story to our class but then one day I was flipping through the channels and I saw him being interviewed on the show haha.
May 12 2006 8:07PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
yeah i saw it, sooo funny, it was really gay tho cause all the parents n other people there wouldnt leave them alone affraid she was gonna do somthing...wtf would she do at prom, no1 stripes at prom...
May 12 2006 8:10PM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
baahahahahahaha
May 12 2006 8:10PM
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sktrkdo7
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 182
pwned
May 12 2006 8:11PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
BAHAHAH yesssss
May 12 2006 10:20PM
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[TheWuTangClan]
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
of coarse you should
May 12 2006 10:53PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
HAHAHAHA LMAO
May 12 2006 11:02PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
The last week of school senior year this girl in my one class became a stripper. Supposedly she went to the club mad drunk and started dancing, and the manager offered her a job.

She said they have to do "mock lesbian" stuff, and give lapdances.

She makes a shitload of money, not fair.
May 12 2006 11:08PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
you brought your fucking mom to prom, dude thats so weak.
May 12 2006 11:09PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
duke lax shit
ha
May 12 2006 11:16PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
hhahaha bone her while dancing. haha Shut the fuck up idiot.
May 12 2006 11:18PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
its not fair that she is now a drty slut?
May 13 2006 12:49AM
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spinverted
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
Dude, he's definatly referring to the "bone her while dancing" thread. Shit was fucking funny.
May 13 2006 4:26PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
AHAHAHAA
May 13 2006 4:48PM
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traer
Posts: 690 - Karma: 12
If you brought a stipper to prom its only because your sorry ass can't get a real date.
May 13 2006 5:13PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
someones been watching a little too much MTV
May 13 2006 7:14PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
dude its alright. You're in the eighth grade. Got plenty of time.
May 13 2006 8:19PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
lool 8thgrade dance
May 13 2006 10:05PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
Wait a minute - didn't that happen in the movie The Girl Next Door or something like that, no wait, they were porn queens. My bad...
May 14 2006 3:10AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
So much pwnag3 in this thread it's hard to even comprehend.
May 14 2006 11:12AM
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