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Rolling Blunts

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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
Okay i want to learn to roll perfect beautiful blunts.

i have blunt wraps so i dont need to know how to set up the cigar or nothin, cuz i have the wraps.

kingpins to be exact.

someone walk me through step by step how to do this perfectly and ill hook you up with some stickers or something.

be a pal ns and help me out
May 11 2006 5:21PM
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young.beezy
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
have you ever rolled a joint?
or do you need to know the basics too
May 11 2006 5:22PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
i can roll j's pretty well but hell their is always more to learn
May 11 2006 5:23PM
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young.beezy
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
bust up the weed
get a filter ( card board ) and roll it up
wrap the paper around the filter and lick the pape
start filling this with weed and shoving down with a pencil and then twist off the end
this is called a pencil roll cuz clearly your an amateur and probly in grade 3
May 11 2006 5:24PM
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young.beezy
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
now send me some boom stickers guy
May 11 2006 5:25PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
dude you dont lick blunts... they stick together themselves.

and im not in grade 3 and am deff not an occasional smoker. im looking for tips on rolling blunts because i have only rolled one before, it turned out okay but i want to improve.. and your method of rolling a j suuuucks just do you know, learn to roll freestyle brah
May 11 2006 5:26PM
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young.beezy
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
oviously i can hand roll a sick fuckin J guy i just thought you didnt know anything about rolling
i didnt even know they stuck together by themselves we usually just make secret agents
May 11 2006 5:29PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
nah dude you have to nigger lip the shit outta blunts, dont mind my crudeness, but its true.
May 11 2006 5:29PM
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k_Boss957
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 15
after you have it licked hold your lighter a couple inches from the licked part to help hold it together
May 11 2006 5:34PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
ummmm you gotta slobber all over that shit yo
May 11 2006 5:43PM
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siver-cartel
Posts: 281 - Karma: 104
i dont smoke but my friend are not good at rolling them so i roll them
1 take your paper and a pencil
2 wrap your paper around the pencil and lick it so it will stay together
3talk card board and make a filter roll it up tigth and insert it in you jouint
4 start filing your blunt with the pot and compresse it with the pencil you used be carefull not to compresse too much so the filter wont come out
5 halfway filled up take your jouint in your mouth and with suction pull up the weed and compresse again
6 live aproximitly 1 cm not fille rolled the top and lick that shit so its really wet and smoke that shit
May 11 2006 5:53PM
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siver-cartel
Posts: 281 - Karma: 104
fuck i write like shit
May 11 2006 5:54PM
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creighton
Posts: 3837 - Karma: 3,400
i dont smoke.. but my room mate does and he always put it in the microwave for like 3 seconds and he says it makes um way better and thighter
May 11 2006 5:55PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
we had the hell kingy last night.
May 11 2006 5:55PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
ever seen the movie Kids? they have a blunt rolling tutorial in there with phillies
May 11 2006 6:02PM
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Bo_bot9
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 275
use carmel to make it stick together. and cook it under a light thats how i do and it tastes excellent and sticks perfect
Oct 28 2007 11:21AM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
yeah throwing blunts in the microwave for like 3 seconds def helps but if you don't have that option just toast it with a lighter
Oct 28 2007 11:24AM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
such a cheap ass way to roll em

just use ur fingers dude
Oct 28 2007 11:24AM
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bryceCTS
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 7
first off
FUCK BLUNT WRAPS

go to the gas station and somehow find a way to get a green leaf vanilla game, or you can get a honey dutch masters.. any green leaf in my opinion works the best.

lick the entire cigar, unravel the leaf

gently crack the cigar perfectly down the middle however long you want it

make sure the whole leaf is iight and the paper is good, then pour the broken up weed in it, i personally like to table roll, but thats just me, once you have the body of the L, then like it, then roll the leaf onto the outside
it should be good from there
Oct 28 2007 11:51AM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
make sure that shit aint dry
cuz if so its a btich
Oct 28 2007 11:56AM
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SeanK
Posts: 702 - Karma: 130
^^word up thats the best or well the only good method to roll a solid blunt...forget all that pencil and microwave shit
Oct 28 2007 12:06PM
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bryceCTS
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 7
if it is, all you have to do is put it up to your mouth, and exhale hot moist co2 onto that baby and itll be fresh
Oct 28 2007 12:18PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
I like how you made a thread asking for any extra help on your blunt rolling texhnique....yet when someone says you gotta lick that shit up and down, you aparentley become the blunt master and automatically shut them down. Do us all a favor and kill yourself you piece of shit wanna be stoner. And for the record, you have to fucking slobber all over blunts, they do not seal themselves you ignorant fuck.
Oct 28 2007 12:55PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
no blunt wraps here please.... go to the store get a vanilla or honey game, or honey dutch...... and twizzt that shit up. jeasssssssssssssssssssse
Oct 28 2007 1:44PM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
fuck knows why you guys roll then stuff the gear inside, why not roll normally?

pretty lame thread tho
Oct 28 2007 8:37PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
ha wraps
Oct 28 2007 8:44PM
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Freeskier874
Posts: 255 - Karma: 12
^^^
Seriously wraps, get yourself a grape dutch, or at least an optimo or something
Oct 28 2007 9:35PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
you gotta put alot of weed in it, then you roll it as tight as you can get it, then overload the seem with saliva, let it dry,  drop whatever shake you have in the tip, and spark it. problem solved
Oct 28 2007 9:46PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
you need to be gentle with blunt wraps, they rip easy
Oct 28 2007 10:07PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,664
I dont know if enyone has posted this cuz im just to lazy to read it.what you do is roll a normal one then roll it in honey then roll in in more but and put another paper over that and do as many layers as you want.
Oct 28 2007 10:12PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
nah no wraps get your self a grape dutch.

Get your bud all broken up
Lick the whole blunt getting the leaf wet, start at the mouth piece end and un wrap leaf dont rip it!
Take off cancer paper
split blunt or use razor blade what ever is easier for you
dump out guts
some people lick the blunt i don't cause it rips easier i just blow on it like you blow on a piece of glass or window to see your breath cause then it gets it like moist and easier to roll and will not tear. 
put your weed in the blunt roll it up using table or your 2 hands.
lay leaf on table make sure its nice and wet start at one end and roll the leaf back on then make it all nice a pretty bake it with a lighter and spark!
Oct 28 2007 10:53PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
A few things about this:

Honey does make it smoke better but its so bad for you.  The honey can carmalize the back of your throat -not worth it to me.

Second why would you wanna have a bunch of leaves on it.  Personally i love having a thin papered blunt with just enough to give it that tast but not make me feel like im inhailing a full Cigar
Oct 28 2007 11:21PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
get a philly or a grape swisher sweet and seal that shit with honey. mmmmmmmm!
Oct 28 2007 11:21PM
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ShreddingthaGnar
Posts: 454 - Karma: 18
Rolling blunts? Use Dutch Masters, the best blunts for rolling ever. Period.

http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=hIVgO3Isnxc

The intro is a bit weird, but the dude twists up a champ.


Oct 29 2007 12:51AM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
did you really just say iight.

way to reserruct a year and a half old thread.
Oct 29 2007 12:55AM
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Tmcchesney
Posts: 305 - Karma: 2,548

Backwoods or swisher sweets

Oct 29 2007 1:34AM
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HappyTreez
Posts: 311 - Karma: 401
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SMR290l-qy8
its pretty straight forward


Oct 29 2007 2:38AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
honey dutchie mmmmm
Oct 29 2007 2:47PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
greenleaf game
Oct 29 2007 3:50PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
GUT ZE BLUNT
Oct 29 2007 4:18PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
buy a cheap cigar, cut it lengthwise with a razor blade, break up your weed and remove all stem bits (very important), place the weed in the blunt wrap, pinch the paper shut and roll it in your fingers a few times to get the weed to conform to the right shape, roll it shut with a little bit of paper overlapping, apply ample saliva to the flap, press the flap down, go over the whole blunt lightly with a lighter to seal it and tighten it up, spark and enjoy. for a fun variety called a seedy stick, spread a very thin layer of honey on the outside of the blunt, sprinkle it with shake all over the outside, and bake it in an oven on low for a few minutes. deeeelicious.
Oct 29 2007 5:19PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
u have to lick blunts.
Oct 29 2007 5:28PM
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Nasty_Napes
Posts: 161 - Karma: 36
noo filter!
Oct 29 2007 8:57PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
truenapes knows where its at
Oct 29 2007 9:13PM
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pdubs113
Posts: 260 - Karma: 10
Yeah...buy a dutchmaster..lick it all over the place...and yeah you need to lick it dumbass....then take of the leaf and crack the blunt down the middle. Then evenly distribute the weed and roll it back up without fucking up the wrap. Then lick the leaf and re-roll the leaf around it and smoke.
Oct 29 2007 9:41PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
I always use wraps.  i wager i can roll a blunt thats prettier than almost anyone who has posted on here.  I dont have the patience to use anything other than wraps, and I do not think it is possible to roll blunts as I do with anything other than wraps.  mine are supertight, smooth, and immaculate, and real coned out.  they are not bumpy like normal blunts.  they look like joints, except really big, and wrapped in tobacco.

I prefer to roll joints though, they taste better.  coconut or berry papes, inside out.  I used to be all about the spliff but its harsh and I quit cigs, so now I just like to use some fluffy bud so i dont feel like i am wasting it
Oct 29 2007 11:40PM
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MEGAZORD
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wraps are manufactured paper and thus contain more chemicals. 
Just smoking a straight tobacco leaf and weed is far 'better for you' that smoking shredded and pressed shit.
Oct 29 2007 11:48PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
you definatley ahve to lick blunts to make them stick
Oct 30 2007 12:10AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
pwnedddd so hard
Oct 30 2007 12:35AM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
your an idiot, in order to wrap a blunt u need to give it a blowjob. Its not gonna stick by itself and dont do that gay shit with a pencil. roll it the real way. The way i learned was by getting some shake cause its cheaper than bud and rolling up blunts with that for your first few so you dont waste bud. Then once you feel confident roll up the bud
Oct 30 2007 1:22AM
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