Replying to Somehow, I almost picked up a prostitute tonight

So, I was just at some random park around 8 o clock tonight, playing folf with my girlfriend. We saw another friend there and he was drunk as fuck and gave us some gin. By the time we were leaving, it had gone through me and I needed to piss something fierce. At the edge of the park, I pulled over and went over to an acceptable tree. My girlfriend, trying to be funny got into my drivers seat and started honking at me. It was funny until I saw this woman power walking to my car. I was almost done but I put er back in a few shakes short and payed the price. With piss running down my leg I got to the car at the same time as the woman. I look and this lady appeared to be so methed out it was rediculous. She looks up at me blankely and goes "Oh, I thought she was honking for me." I gave a nervous chuckle and got in my car. The lady power walked away and went into a bar across the street. Fucking weird.