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Faking being sick

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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
i suck at it. i always like smirk when my moms like..dear do u need to see a doctor or i just end up not being able to sit all day and i wanna go outside and shes like, UR NOT SICK! any tips?
May 10 2006 10:01PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
eat some REALLY spicy food before...youll turn red and yur nose will start runnin
May 10 2006 10:02PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
Poop in a bucket and say that it came out your mouth.
May 10 2006 10:02PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
go watch ferris bueller now lmao
May 10 2006 10:03PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
just dont' get out of bed..and cough a lot
May 10 2006 10:04PM
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FartFace
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
if you want to make yourself puke without using your hand , just think of slurping down john maddens diarhea.
May 10 2006 10:05PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
pussy i know your ways
May 10 2006 10:06PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
smoke weed in the morning. it will help yoou sit still all day and u eyes will get red. and it will make ur day a little less boring
May 10 2006 10:16PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
It helps to actually feel a little sick. I'll stay up really late the night before so I feel a little shitty in the morning.
May 10 2006 10:23PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
ooh i wish i was faking right now.. my nose feels like one giant scab and i've been hugging a box of kleenexes.
May 10 2006 10:30PM
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eastAR5
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ha... i am the master at that shit I go to boarding school which is differnent cause teachers are the ones ripping off your covers and making you go to class. What i do when i just cant deal with going to 3-class monday or if i have a big test im not prepared for I either pull an all nighter and smoke 2 bowls around 5am so before assembly i am barely able to function from lack of sleep and being stoned.

The other day all my other excuses were played out and im on drug testing now so I woke up early, chugged a 1/2 gallon of water. then heated up a cup of super hot water, ran to the health center and gulped all the hot water into my moulth and just before she took my temperature i swolled it so it was slightly higher than normal. Then to seal the deal i suddenly ran to the bathroom and stuck a finger down my throat and puked up all that water. After that they let me sleep happily in the student sick beds all day through my classes and got served hot soup and cranberry juice. Then i just asked everyone who took the test wat was on it, studied a little and got an A the next day. word
May 10 2006 10:31PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
you got your shit on lock down my nigga
May 10 2006 10:33PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
hahahah wtf
May 10 2006 10:36PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
brilliant
May 10 2006 10:41PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
luckly both my parents work, so they dont know when i take a day off.
May 10 2006 10:45PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
a runny nose isnt sick its just a small cold. it doesnt make you feel bad it is just gay to deal with and yes that sucks when your nose gets all chafed and shit
May 10 2006 10:47PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Your guys' parents suck! When I don't want to go to school I just tell my parents I'm going skiing/biking and they just excuse me from school. They know that I'll make up whatever I miss so it's not a huge deal.
May 10 2006 10:48PM
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jib-unit00
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it does help to have somesickness even if its just being tired or small headache. i just tell my mom i dont feel well and i make up some shit like i just threw up and she believes me and i go to sleep
May 10 2006 10:48PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I can throw up at will, so it was easy to fake sick in hs.
May 10 2006 10:49PM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
yea i havent faked being sick in forever... i just tell my mom im going skiing or watever, and she's chill with it as long as its not constant
May 10 2006 11:13PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
meh, once your 18 you can sign yourself outta school.

handy feature that is.
May 10 2006 11:31PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
not at my school.
May 11 2006 6:31AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
i just refuse to get outa bed claiming i have a migrain, and talk in a really groany voice as if im in accute pain, sick stomoch is too obvious
May 11 2006 6:36AM
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ninjea
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just eat a raw patato. it will get your tempreture up the first 5-10 times, after that it dosn't work for a while.
May 11 2006 7:10AM
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fukeneh
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plus you will throw up your entire stomach due to the fact that you are eating a raw potato
May 11 2006 7:53AM
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[TheWuTangClan]
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
you got to start to feel "sick" the night before
May 11 2006 8:08AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
wow my parents just let me take off whenever i wanted. i glad i didnt have to go through all that trouble, i just called my mom and said that i didnt go to school today.
May 11 2006 9:55AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
throw some vegitable soup in the toliet and make a vomiting sound it works well, also if you but it in the blender that makes from a better effect
May 11 2006 10:49AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
yea i do that too, they dont care that much if i miss a day here and there cause i have a really high average, and i f i wana leave some time in the day its not problem, im old enough to just sign my self out, simple as that
May 11 2006 11:02AM
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SN0WBOARDER
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 11
i just tell my mom i'm not going to school today.
May 11 2006 11:28AM
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