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Dane cook fans?

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never_summer
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i have been a fan of dane cook for some time now and i was wondering if anybody else on here likes his comedy...if you havent heard of dane cook, i seriously suggest you look up some of his stuff
May 9 2006 10:35PM
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k_Boss957
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he isnt funny to me at all
May 9 2006 10:35PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9667 - Karma: 446
I enjoy his acts, but Jim Gaffigan and Mitch Hedberg are much funnier.

Hoooootpocket.
May 9 2006 10:35PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
funniest man alive
May 9 2006 10:38PM
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skithebert
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 16
jim gaffigan sucks...dane cook is funny but there are betters
May 9 2006 10:39PM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
dane cook and mitch hedberg are my two favorites

fuck chicks, i just wanna dance
May 9 2006 10:51PM
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Ddrem
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funniest man ever is a subtle remark about him
May 9 2006 10:53PM
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Apple
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Im with you on this. I mean, the Man is good, I just dont find his sense of humor funny. He doesnt make me laugh... except for that thing with the Monkey and the swords. Oh, and that bit about the Vommit breathing Dragon... Cause i mean, we've all been there.

If you kids really want funny... I just came across this TV show called "Robot Chicken" Its 11 minute long episodes of stop motion animation comedy sketchs. Quite possible the funniest things I have EVER seen. If you can, Download an episode or two. SOme of them are funnier than others...
May 9 2006 10:59PM
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dre14
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this man could possibly be one of the funniest guys i have ever heard
the only comedian i know who is better would be robin williams
for example live on broadway 03
May 9 2006 11:06PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
mitch hedberg and alex nussbaum are two of my favorites,not a huge fan of mr. cook thouhg.
May 9 2006 11:09PM
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awsomecoolguy
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i just got'a DANCE!
May 9 2006 11:11PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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funniest buts ever:
creepy guy at work
car accidents
tire in the face
the freind nobody likes

Get them on a music downloading program
May 9 2006 11:11PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9667 - Karma: 446
You can't say Jim Gaffigan sucks without presenting some sort of reason. I think he is great, not to brilliant, but very funny observation and self punishing jokes. If he doesn't lend to your certain type of humor then don't answer like a 12 year old and say something worthwhile.
May 9 2006 11:11PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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i mean "bits"
May 9 2006 11:11PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
going off of the whole dane cook thing, has anybody seen the movie Waiting? i find it to be quite humorous...anywho, dane cook is in it..not a big part but he is funny
May 9 2006 11:52PM
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FUUUCK
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when was dane cook in waiting? maybe i dont remember



he's pretty funny but nothing special
May 10 2006 12:05AM
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CJHski
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Funny guy dane cook is
May 10 2006 12:06AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
hes one of the cooks...with all the tattoos and piercings..."welcome to thunderdome bitch"
May 10 2006 12:23AM
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Capt.Flannel
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Did you know he doesn't drink and hasn't ever tried? I love that.
May 10 2006 12:28AM
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skithebert
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a 12 yr old? what did you say that was so worth while? he's great and he makes funny observations? Wow. that is real groundbreaking shit there. where'd you ever find a comic like that? i watched his standup and i thought it sucked. what do you want. he fuckin talked about hotpockets and food the entire time. he had no fuckin energy at all and he continued to fall back on whatever that voice of his is. i'll tell you who I like at the moment: Eddie Izzard (incredible at miming, very unique), Chris Rock (energy is hard to match), George Lopez (not sure why i really like him, i just do). now say whatever the hell you want.
May 10 2006 2:49AM
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KRASHED
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Hes a different kind of comedian thats why I like him, he either kills a joke by overexaggerating it or he makes a hilarious joke like the KoolAid man.

"Man i'd be pissed if the KoolAid man broke through my wall. I'd be like dude fix my fucking wall, my dads not gonna beleive that a big fucking jug of juice broke my wall. Then all the kids are drinking outta his head after all the debris and shit gets in there."
May 10 2006 8:23AM
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fouldsys
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hes a funny guy
May 10 2006 8:47AM
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CooksCorner
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I love Dane but the funniest man in the world is Robbin Williams. Watch his live stuff from Broadway, he is soooo unbelievably smart.
May 10 2006 9:07AM
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Schoening
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I dunno i was never a big fan of dane cook but i think that is mostly because everyone in my school was just OMG! do you like dane cook. he does have some funny shit like the Kool-aid one but other than that i duno, its ok
May 10 2006 9:11AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
dood he is fucking awesome but i liked harmful to swallow more than the retaliation
May 10 2006 10:32AM
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flippintricker
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his bits about cars AND shoes are the greatest
May 10 2006 10:38AM
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lowtech
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dane cook is awesome, i saw him at uvm last year.

that robin williams standup is hilarious
May 10 2006 1:07PM
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zanderd
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Yea man hes got a wierd sense of humor, but I think hes hilarious sometimes. Like some jokes are dumb but overall, that Dane Cook is a silly Bitch
May 10 2006 1:53PM
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ski8990
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I used to kind of not like him cause I thought everyone was just jumping on the bandwaggon and liking him and it was played. Then I actually listened to my friend's CD. It was funny shit. Okay, Pal (fuckface)?
May 10 2006 7:01PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
his jokes aren't that much funnier than other comics', but his delivery of them makes me giggle like a madman.
May 10 2006 7:04PM
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Maxfreeride
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i think hes so hilarious, he can make me laugh so hard
May 11 2006 7:59PM
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skisebski
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mitch hedberg destroys dane cook.
May 11 2006 9:07PM
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Anathema
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he's got an awesome delivery
May 11 2006 9:35PM
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hiphopopotamus
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"shit on the coats" is the best
May 11 2006 10:56PM
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
"What? I hope it wasn't on MY coat."
May 12 2006 12:38AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
haha YES thats one on my fav lines

ps...1000th post!!!
May 12 2006 2:46PM
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Kev
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word, but that's what makes him so good.
May 12 2006 2:48PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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then boom your a phantom!
May 12 2006 8:22PM
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Schoening
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"you better fix that fucking hole in my wall before my dad gets home"
May 12 2006 8:31PM
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Neffer
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yes, robot chicken is amazing. seriously, everybody should check it out.
May 12 2006 8:50PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
eaaaasy now, he's funny, but no where near the greatest. The reason dane cook is so big is because he's hot to the chicks and his jokes appeal to dumb people cause he rambles on about things.
May 12 2006 11:34PM
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Crock360
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I saw him in Boston a month ago for the taping of his HBO special. It was AMAZING. By far the best comedian i've seen, not that i've seen all that many, but he had 30,000 people laughing their asses off.
May 12 2006 11:47PM
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AwR
Posts: 5148 - Karma: 1,898
definitely the delivery
May 13 2006 1:24AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
i love dane. he's the man.
i have his dvd and cd and aaaah he's fabulous.
not to mention cute too.
May 13 2006 6:32PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
me me! im a fan.
May 13 2006 7:50PM
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Redstar
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I think he's fuckin hilarious. What isnt funny is when people try and retell his shit and butcher it. Which is what I can see in this thread already. He's not for everyone, that's how comedy works, but I havent met anyone who doesnt find him funny.
May 14 2006 7:03PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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hes hilarious i have his retalliations CD, its so jokes. The one where he talks about flicking the cashew into his mouth of his dick, the heist/monkey one, and the one where he talks about naming his kids after transformers are all hilarious
May 14 2006 8:42PM
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powderdream
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fuck bees. ill punch every bee in the face
May 15 2006 10:53AM
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TheMajesticLife
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hes wicked funny especially fireman
May 15 2006 11:32AM
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