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This year there was some small talk of the seniors cementing a toilet on the 50 yard line of the football feild. The name of it is Dave Kelly feild and that man is super old and the feild is HIS LIFE...im sure he will die if that prank goes through.
where the hell are you going to keep them before you release them if your not bullshitting. you know how much 100 chickens are. how loud that is. i just don't believe it
last year, not as a senior prank. but just something stupid was you know how the ceilings in some rooms are like fire proof and you can push them off. its hard to explain but i was going to catch a fish and freeze it overnight and pop up the roof in the bathroom and put it up there and fix the roof. let it rot and it will STINKkkkkkk. or put it in the heaters cause that will travel around one side of the building. too many kids found out and it was too risky. not sure who told everyone
Order a confederate flag for like 20 bucks, replace the US flag with the confederate flag on your schools flag pole, then climb the pole and duct tape it up good, so school officials can't take it down.
If you have another highschool in your town or a close rival school, write things on your schools walls and make it look like they wrote it. for example if the other schools nickname is "warriors" write warriors 06 all over the outside walls of your school. The police will suspect its someone from that school, and if you have rowdy classmates, you may just be able to start a "battle" between the two schools.
Also, planting a tree in the football field..
supergluing pennies over all the outside locks.. (unfortunately you can get in huge trouble)
and putting a cow on the 2nd floor of your school, cows can walk up stairs but not down...
we are gona do something like that, one of my friends is a computer genus, so hes rigging it up so that all at once all of the teachers will get a email that cuase's there computers to flash "gotch" when he does that we release 13 chickens into the school.
but were gona number them 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10,12,13,14,15
Those are all pussy. When I graduated, we cut down the gate, that the school uses to lock cars in the parking lot, with a hack saw. Took a long time and a lot of elbow grease, but it was sick. For a week we could do whatever the fuck we wanted and come and go as we pleased.
Idk why the dumbasses just didn't park a car sideways at the entrance to the parking lot. Idk thats what I would have done.
^^^ we cant do something like that cause
1. they let us come and go as we please right now and
2. there's video servailece on all the parking lots and most of the hallways, as it is were gona have to disable a few of them to get the best effect with the chickens
a few years back some people padlocked all the doors from the outside then pulled the fire alarm. there was a huge stampede and noone could get out of the building. they got very arrested tho, i think some were even expelled and couldnt graduate.
My school is pretty gay but all the seniors put like 400 clocks in our library and set them all off at different times through the day. They hid some of them really well and the librarians were pissed cuz some of them were like inside of books and they cut the pages out and stuff. Pretty good for a harmless prank
we have a gigantic dome at our school. and 2 years ago the seniors spray painted a giant middle finger on the outside.
that was the best prank ive seen
this is going back a while but my senior year in high school we took faculty, pictures attached the to pron made hundreds of copies and hung them around the school.
your all getting that dumb idea of the pigs and chickens and skipping numbers to confuse them but none of you will do that and get away with it lmao. i'm saying give up on that.
the alarm clock one reminded me of last year we were taking a regents in the gym and there is a lot of bleachers where you keep your shit and i put my phone in the bleachers and i had my twin brother call it lmfao. it was in this girls pocket book. funniest shit ever lmao true story
my class stole some pigs from a local petting zoo and released them in the school hallways...the kids who did it could have been arrested but the charges were dropped...not really a smart thing to do but it was halarious watching the rent-a-cops trying to catch them
here is what i am gonna do. im gonna hire like 30 bums to storm my school dressed as indians and tell them that $100 is hidden at the top of the stairs. wo while we are in class 30 bums will be in an allout brawl for the top of the stairs and then it will be a riot up there
if youve ever seen the mtv show, the one with the school "forking" was the district next to mine. it was all over the papers and none of the kids got in trouble. also, my cousins school put a lobster in every toilet. all the seniors would have to pitch in some money, but i think thatd be hilarious
i'm only a sophomore this year but the seniors next year are holding a monster paintball game in our school. we have it all planned out, it's going to be excellent.
my school has like this massive bronze horse statue at the front. some guys last year cut off its head at the weekend with a hacksaw and filled it with water then put the head back on. on our speach day, they drilled a hole at the end of its dick so it was pissing all day!
Another one they did was steal a dummy from the theatre and took it to the roof of the clock tower. they stood it on the edge with a loud speaker, hid behind and threatened to jump. loads of people were watching, just like at the beginning of Van Wilder. then they pushed the dummy off, filled with the insides of watermelon. red stuff went everywhere, people were in screaming hysteria and then they realised it was fake... funny shit but pretty sick!