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David Blaine "Fails"

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dowalibeast
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so david blaine stayed under water for 177 hours and then held his breath for 7 minutes and 8 seconds. i guess this guy is actually human. it's still pretty amazing though.
May 8 2006 10:38PM
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Lil_G.
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whats tha world record?
May 8 2006 10:45PM
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BigJew
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8:59 seconds
May 8 2006 10:46PM
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eastAR5
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no YOUR WRONG its 8:58 faggot
May 8 2006 10:46PM
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CJHski
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WOW
May 8 2006 10:48PM
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eheath
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dude it showed him in vegas or somthing doing some magic. HE FUCKING TOOK THIS GIRLS TWO TEETH OUT, PUT THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SPIT THEM BACK INTO PLACE!! i fucking shit myself when i saw the replay!!
May 8 2006 10:48PM
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Billek
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I bet he could have done it if he diddnt have to deal with the chains and stuff, that was un-needed.
May 8 2006 10:48PM
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Lil_G.
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or if he hadnt been submerged in water for so long
May 8 2006 10:51PM
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BigJew
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Wow, Lil-g is being normal on not talking gangsta.
May 8 2006 10:52PM
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dowalibeast
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yes if he had time to prepare outside of the water and that was his only mission he would've probably done it or at least come closer
May 8 2006 10:52PM
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PagesHouse
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I found three things in that show that prove it was all a fake. and i believed damnittt.
May 8 2006 10:53PM
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dowalibeast
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well aren't you going to elaborate?
May 8 2006 10:55PM
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CJHski
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please explain
May 8 2006 10:56PM
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PagesHouse
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haha yes... one: you could see the reflection of light off of a tiny tube in his nose

two: the doctors messed up when describing their procedures

three: they spent a good 30 minutes talking about how fragile his skin was and how easily it would rip off on contact and then when he comes out, they pound him with towels

hmm...?
May 8 2006 10:56PM
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fouldsys
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ya what 3 things
May 8 2006 10:56PM
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Lil_G.
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damn yall fools obsessed wit me.
May 8 2006 10:57PM
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CJHski
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hmmmmmm??
May 8 2006 11:03PM
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Stan_Darsh
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i thought you got shot or something
May 8 2006 11:03PM
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fukeneh
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1.the tube was probably to monitor him or something procedural because there is no air tube that would be that small

2.you need to elaborate

3. they were talking about the skin on his hands and feet,and he had gloves on to prevent it from ripping

i think this stunt was legit..the tooth spitting thing though seemed a little unbelievable
May 8 2006 11:09PM
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Lil_G.
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yea i did but i'm well enouf now to go on the computer
May 8 2006 11:17PM
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Stan_Darsh
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damn why didnt you die
May 8 2006 11:19PM
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dowalibeast
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well enough to go on the computer? what the hell does that mean. i'm pretty sure i could go on the computer in a full body cast..you pussy
May 8 2006 11:24PM
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fukeneh
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hahaha...

lil g, why rob a weed dealer...
everyone knows its the powder dealers that got all the bread
May 8 2006 11:27PM
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traer
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damn you all..........Live my ass ABC......its still leading up to it now in oregon.
May 8 2006 11:32PM
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Arabian.
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Dude. He got shot in the leg. I bet he's been hopped up on painkillers now for days and has probably been in some pain so I think we should lay off for a while. Or until he tries to freestyle, but still.

LilG....never try and jump your weed dealer. Its a very bad idea, and i guess you know that now. If he sold you bad shit, bring it over, shove it in his face (or weigh it out and show him), but NEVER jump him. Always be respectful to the man who gets you high.
May 8 2006 11:33PM
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FUUUCK
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its weeda foo
May 8 2006 11:42PM
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tjski
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fuck ya that was crazy shit!
May 8 2006 11:43PM
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traer
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that stuff was crazy.......its got to be set up though. She was probably in on it or something.
May 8 2006 11:43PM
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Anathema
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aha! lil g has the dankest youtube vids EVER!!
May 8 2006 11:54PM
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dowalibeast
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if by dankest you mean gayest then yes, you're correct
May 8 2006 11:55PM
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CooksCorner
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Lets focus on the stunt here, its not like Lil-G is Lateralis or anything...
May 9 2006 12:03AM
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dowalibeast
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yeah..i guess he suffered liver damage, sharp pains in his feet and hands, some loss of sensation and rashes all over his body. he's being studied by researchers at yale to determine how the body reacts to all that water. and tomorrow, he's going to be on Good moring america!
May 9 2006 12:14AM
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Stan_Darsh
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what a badass
May 9 2006 12:17AM
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CJHski
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im watchin that shiat right now
May 9 2006 12:23AM
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d-loc
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hey you dumb bitch... magic is not real, its illusions. so sure its fake IDIOT. your so gullible to believe something that was never real in the first place. his levetation is a simple illusion, he doesnt float... oh let me guess your thought he could levitate?
May 9 2006 7:45AM
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BurkeSter
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lets just say he is crazy bastard...man he didnt really fail who here can hold their breath for over 7 mins underwater?
May 9 2006 7:48AM
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freestyleskiin
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the thing last night was not magic...

he had a key for the cuffs and people can hold their breath that long


but now that i re-read your reply i dont even know if you were talking about this stunt
May 9 2006 8:38AM
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iskilibertys
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wait, magic isnt real?????
what the fuck?!

prety soon youre going to be saying that Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny aren't real either! its such a harsh world, i thought he could levitate.
May 9 2006 8:42AM
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CooksCorner
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Ya he wasnt trying to do magic last night, he was trying to die and those stupid divers stopped him
May 9 2006 8:51AM
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d-loc
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you would not die, only pass out. and he would have been revived. no biggie
May 9 2006 9:23AM
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Timmy_G
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Wowm and you're being normal not talking stupid


Im kiddin I just wanted to say something Its funny how whever he posts something normal everyone is like "WHOOOOA! ITS ACTUALY LEGIT!"

Didnt he get shot? Oh not david blain but lil-G.?
May 9 2006 10:02AM
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gracie
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if the friggin chains weren't so heavy....
May 9 2006 10:04AM
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dom_uk
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i heard he got shot by charles gagnier cause he was pimpin on his patch
May 9 2006 11:50AM
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CKpolicy
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oh my god hes back.
May 9 2006 11:52AM
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Jernt
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I found it funny how quickly the two divers got the chains off his legs once he failed. I kept on wishing he would dissapear or something when he didn't do it
May 9 2006 12:01PM
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freestyleskiin
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you could die...without oxygen for a while you brain would shut off and you would have major brain damage or die
May 9 2006 12:03PM
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CKpolicy
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i thought he got them off and then started to black out or something, wow they did get them off fast then.
May 9 2006 12:05PM
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ECgoggletan
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it kinda sucks that it was hyped up so much but then he didnt do it
he still held it for a long time though
May 9 2006 12:30PM
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MrScruff
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=oTnfSC-xrl8&search=david%20blaine

Surely they could have thought of a better emergency plan rather than 2 guys in silver spandex having to jump in with the keys?
May 9 2006 1:04PM
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futurespin
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ACTUALLY IT WAS 7 MIN AND 15 SECONDS!!!! JUST BECAUSE THE DIVERS JUMPED IN, DIDNT MEAN HE WASNT STILL UNDERWATER! GOD
May 9 2006 1:42PM
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BobYohan
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every time you move it uses up oxygen. it doesnt make sense that he could beat the world record while lifting and unlocking chains.
May 9 2006 1:43PM
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