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The shit talking thread

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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Here's how it works fuckers: Every time you're gonna post something stupid like 'I hate (insert pro skier's name here)' or 'I am better than someone else' or 'You suck' or '(someone) is gay' or something else that is stupid, post is here. If you post it somewhere else, you're an asshole.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 3:29PM
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skiseemore
Posts: 988 - Karma: 17
im better than everyone fuck you all if you wanna try me come ski with me haha thats what i though your all fuckin dorks FUCK RORY SILVA get some steez you ugly fuck, fuck the east coast, fuck whistler, fuck halfpipe, fuck catchin edges
Apr 2 2003 3:31PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bryan gallant likes fat hairy pinecones in the anus



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 3:34PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
lateralis, shit talking...not the truth
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Apr 2 2003 4:06PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
oh shit im sorry man,i dont know whats gotten into me,



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 4:08PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
everyone that posts shit talking about gallant is a lil bitch, cept for wiener, k2skeepimp, adam, or anyone else that actually knows him. no let the shit talking continue. haha

MC: there's going to be some younger girls in your room so if you could kinda be like a chaperone it'd be great.
Me: ummm....sure MC. (with big smile on face)
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Apr 2 2003 4:15PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
soxripper,go back to giving bryan a rusty trombone,and if you dont know what a rusty trombone is,its when hes standing up and you go behind him,reach around and jerk him off and then proceed to blow in his ass and that my friends,is a rusty trombone



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 4:19PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
fuck you lateralis a rusty trombone is when you get your dick dirty from doggy style and then make her give you head (not really but it's the shit talking thread)


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Apr 2 2003 4:29PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
ummm....fuck you laterlis.

MC: there's going to be some younger girls in your room so if you could kinda be like a chaperone it'd be great.
Me: ummm....sure MC. (with big smile on face)
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Apr 2 2003 4:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no soxripper,fuck you,how bout i rip your socks off,stuff them in your mouth and ravage you over and over again while bryan sits in the corner attracting flies oh and im just shit talking



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 5:12PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
on a serious note, jib_this, ure cool, u aint gonna get any shit from me


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
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Apr 2 2003 5:24PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^unless that was sarcastic, I appreciate, but i regretfully have to inform you that it doesn't belong in this thread. Please feel free to start a 'Jib_This is cool' thread, if you are so inclined. Let the shit talking continue!





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 5:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i aint gonna talk shit about you either jibthis or you petek,



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 5:27PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, everybody group hug!


soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS
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Apr 2 2003 5:32PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yay! ooooh so warm and soft,do you use lubriderm?? i use jergens



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 5:34PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
But this is the shit talking thread, and people are being nice??? I'm confused...to say the least!





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 5:34PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
could we stop the profanity? i mean seriously, how is the site going to get sponsors with you fuckers saying that kind of shit all the time?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 2 2003 5:34PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
KY Jelly is where it's at.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 5:34PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, YOU FUCKING HOMO, WHAT KINDA GAY ASS THREAD IS THIS?!
there, now every1's happy


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Apr 2 2003 5:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
pass the ky,were gettin down to some serious dirty busniess



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 5:35PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
See that's the entire point DJExtreme. If we keep all the shit talking to one thread, then the site is perhaps better off. Though then that shit talking thread will be the most important part of the site, since most people on NS simple talk shit all the time.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 5:36PM
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Jib_This
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And because this is the shit talking thread, I'd like to inform everyone that the last comment DJextreme posted was super dumb, and he deserves to be severely beaten for it.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
Declared the biggest tool on NS.com by StepDad9000
Apr 2 2003 5:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i shotgun that i get to break his knee caps



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 2 2003 5:39PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
bitch, fuck you all. if I think someone sucks I'm gona bitch about it. And thats just the way it is.



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Apr 2 2003 6:16PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
my god phrosty, ure a donater? WTF


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Apr 2 2003 7:15PM
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Jib_This
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Phrosty, that's the whole point. That's what the thread is for. Bitching about stuff and talking shit. You of all people should love it!





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 7:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i think phrosty was expressing his joy


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Apr 2 2003 7:19PM
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Jib_This
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I think I'm really off on my sarcasm/Phrosty post reading skills today. That's sad. But anyhow, this thread isn't being used to it's full potential. Let me explain: If you feel like posting ANYTHING other than valid discussion points or valid information, in ANY forum section, just post it here. That way everyone knows to ignore it, the boards are less polluted with shit posts and threads, and everyone enjoys NS.com a lot more. Even if you're replying to someone else's thread by talking shit, talk shit in this thread. On the subject of talking shit, I hate the following things/people: Palm Computing, Salomon, Tyrolia bindings, SFU CUPE employees who are on strike, and assorted others. I am better than anyone who works for those companies. Fuck you all.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 7:24PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
no i think the idea is gay. and saying reinfart sucks is the truth.



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Apr 2 2003 8:18PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
hey phrosty why dot you get you head out of my fucking pussy and hit some rel men you fucking cunthating motherfucking titsticle. Come back when your balls arent the size om my head motherfucker, why dont you just fuck them all tit nose


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Apr 2 2003 8:30PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
hey cock huggers!

hows the family life? the husband? the extra lubrication? the fuzzy anal bashings? the penis shaped house on san fransisco ave.? tell me, i feel like im losing touch with my fellow anal divers.
Apr 2 2003 9:14PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
yeah, i had some hot fuckin sex with my dog last night, got it on tape too... which ones of u fools wants to see the fuckin footage?
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Apr 2 2003 9:18PM
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StepDad9000
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dude you had hot sex with your dog??? weird cause i had hot sex WITH YOU MOM FAGGIT!!!! mmmmm it wasn't very good, tell her to work harder. ANd JIB_THIS IS A MASSIVE TOOL!!! the biggest tool on all of newschoolers let me tell you what.

Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
Apr 2 2003 9:20PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
StepDad9000, talkin' shit like it ain't no one else's biznass. Oh yeah, next time you try to talk shit, at least spell FAGGOT correctly, you hippo-ass raping clown.





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 9:24PM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
ok FAGGOT, maybe you should learn how to spell BUSINESS YOU INTERNET JUNKIE QUEER BAIT TOOL!!!!! burn in hell.

Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
Apr 2 2003 9:28PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I'll only burn in hell when you drag me down there, satan dick sucking motherfucker!





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 9:29PM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
guess what?

Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
Apr 2 2003 9:30PM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
youre a tool

Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
Apr 2 2003 9:33PM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
hey Jib_This, jib this

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BITCH!
tool.

Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
Apr 2 2003 9:34PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Wow, did you cleverly draw a penis, testicles and all, using simple caracters available on 100% of all commercially available keyboards? And it only took you 3 days to figure out? You're a genius, StepDad9000, a clown raping, dog intestine eating, cock sucking motherfuckin' GENIUS!





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
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Apr 2 2003 9:37PM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
I'M THE GENIUS??? woah thank you but i would definatly have to say that you are the genius here with that elaborate come back of yours. thats noble prize work there you fucking tool.

Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
Apr 2 2003 11:00PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
if u fags r done bitching at each other, could we get back to some real shit talking
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Apr 2 2003 11:15PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
im glad you guys missed the sarcasm and hipocritisism in my post.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 2 2003 11:19PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
who fucking cares if we're not shit talking? you ass ramming dicklicker.im gonna cover and slice of your head with a rusty bike spoke, then im gonna deep fry you head and skull fuck you!
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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
Apr 2 2003 11:21PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea id bet ud like fucking me, wouldnt u k2
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 2 2003 11:26PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
only cause you're such a sweet little boy
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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
Apr 2 2003 11:30PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
sweet, yes, little, not in the pants
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 2 2003 11:32PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
wide yes in the ass though


You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
Apr 2 2003 11:44PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
his ass sees more traffic than I-5 at rush hour
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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
Apr 2 2003 11:46PM
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StepDad9000
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
his ass hides more illegal immigrants than a wooden raft.

Jib_This is a huge tool, the biggest tool on all of Newschoolers.com
Apr 2 2003 11:47PM
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Ds91260
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yea well there is no I5 where i live, so that comment dosnt affect me
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Apr 2 2003 11:49PM
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