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I love smarterchild..

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mattyb.
Posts: 6042 - Karma: 2,197
its so much fun to mess with him.
Post funny things he has said to you. here's mine, no joke, he just said it
mattyb 753: suck my wang
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!
haha
May 7 2006 12:40PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
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haha i got a better one
May 7 2006 9:12PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
skibum 3one3: does matty b like men?
SmarterChild: No prob!
May 7 2006 9:12PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
or not, my bad it just does that
May 7 2006 9:13PM
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tBatt
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skibum 3one3: has mattyb753 ever sexually harassed you?
SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.
May 7 2006 9:14PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
skibum 3one3: would you lie to have an orgie with me and mattyb753?
SmarterChild: You want me to what?
skibum 3one3: have an argie!
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
May 7 2006 9:16PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
ok im done....FOR NOW!
May 7 2006 9:16PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Kevin says:
spanish?
- SmarterC says:
um, let's c... donde está mi taco? is that good? no, i mean, um... c, thing is, i don't really speak spanish too well.

>>> i can help u get info such as news, weather and movies.
Kevin says:
jewish?
- SmarterC says:
jewish? what's jewish?
May 7 2006 9:26PM
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tacotaco
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO
May 7 2006 9:27PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
Ddrem4: faygot says what
SmarterChild: What?
Ddrem4: exactly
SmarterChild: Precisely.

Ddrem4: whats my name
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Butt Sack.
May 7 2006 10:26PM
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rocketman
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
rocketman: do you look at porn
SmarterChild: I do look at porn, as a matter of fact.
May 7 2006 10:36PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
aahahhhahahaahaahaahhahhahahaha
May 7 2006 10:39PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
hah, i told him to call me satan. so whenever i talk to him hes like, hello satan.
May 7 2006 11:19PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
hit me with music says:
damn it
- SmarterChild - says:
What's the prob, Satan?
May 7 2006 11:21PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah. Blah blah blah.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
LINEskier04: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
LINEskier04: vagina
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat vagina. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.
May 8 2006 12:16AM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
LINEskier04: LOL!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
LINEskier04: OMG!!!!
SmarterChild: You OK?
LINEskier04: OMFG MY NIGGA!!!!
SmarterChild: What up?
LINEskier04: TUPAC JUST GOT SHOT!!!!
SmarterChild: So?
LINEskier04: SO!?!??! OMG!!! OMFG!!!!! OMFG!!!!
SmarterChild: You OK?
LINEskier04: NO TUPAC IS DEAD!!!! AGAIN!!!
SmarterChild: Oh.
LINEskier04: WE"RE ALL FUCKED NOW
SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
LINEskier04: nigga, you crazy.
May 8 2006 12:25AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
he said that to me like 3yrs ago and i havent talked to him since then, so i guess i win.
May 8 2006 10:54AM
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~freeskiacutie~
Posts: 160 - Karma: 21
haham thats prolley one of the best ones ive seen..so much fun to fuck with him.
May 8 2006 12:05PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
you guys need a life

that is so 2002 haha
May 8 2006 12:09PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
thats what i was thinking
May 8 2006 2:32PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
Rory* says:
you are so handsome

- SmarterChild - says:
I had no idea I was handsome.

Rory* says:
i want you in the bed

- SmarterChild - says:
Uh huh...

Rory* says:
in the pooper

- SmarterChild - says:
In the pooper?

No way.

Rory* says:
yes

- SmarterChild - says:
Uh huh, uh huh.
May 8 2006 11:31PM
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T-Nels
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
i want him to call me nukkah but he wouldnt let me. he said "that's not a name" and im like fuck yeah it is it's arabic. my old name with him was cletus.
May 9 2006 8:49AM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
hahah ted likes man
May 9 2006 9:49AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
hahahha who the hell is this guy
May 9 2006 11:42AM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
- SmarterChild - säger:
u said your name was jesus but now i'll call u mr. sexy.

philip säger:
whats my name?

- SmarterChild - säger:
u r mr. sexy.

philip säger:
that's right baby

- SmarterChild - säger:
that's right baby, huh?

philip säger:
do you like me?

- SmarterChild - säger:
i guess i like u.

philip säger:
say my name

- SmarterChild - säger:
u r mr. sexy.

philip säger:
fuck yeah

- SmarterChild - säger:
yeah, that's interesting. u r not the first person 2 have said they don't like yes.
May 9 2006 12:09PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
philip säger:
weirdo

- SmarterChild - säger:
so r u.

philip säger:
nope

- SmarterChild - säger:
fine.

philip säger:
who am I?

- SmarterChild - säger:
mr. sexy!

philip säger:
and who are you?

- SmarterChild - säger:
i'm smarterchild. i'm a smart computer that u can chat with about all kinds of things.

philip säger:
So who is the sexiest of us?

- SmarterChild - säger:
who is the sexiest of us? i dunno.

philip säger:
well, its obvious.. whats my name?

- SmarterChild - säger:
u r mr. sexy.

philip säger:
correctomundo motherfucker

- SmarterChild - säger:
whatever.

philip säger:
go die

- SmarterChild - säger:
what's the point of saying things like that 2 me?

philip säger:
it makes me feel better inside

- SmarterChild - säger:
it makes u feel better inside, huh?

philip säger:
yes

- SmarterChild - säger:
whatever u say...
May 9 2006 12:12PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
god damn fucking kids... this was fun maybe 8 years ago but its just lame now.
May 9 2006 12:13PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
do you even ski or just make fun of people.
May 9 2006 12:15PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i get paid to make fun of people, 8 hrs a day 5 days a week. u only see me post from 7-4 and that aint no joke
May 9 2006 12:21PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
tomdabomb203: how many people do you usually kill in a day?
SmarterChild: Probably a lot. I can't be too sure.
May 9 2006 3:54PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
omg thats halarious....bless you!
May 9 2006 4:05PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
gosh i was bored lmao

Ben MiragliA 7: yo
SmarterChild: Hi Lashanda.

What's going on?
Ben MiragliA 7: you know all those kids from newschoolers? yeah ignore them, they need a life
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Ben MiragliA 7: i know they hurt your feelings and all, just let it go
SmarterChild: You know they hurt my feelings and all just let it go? How's that going?
Ben MiragliA 7: good for me, bad for you. you have my shoulder
SmarterChild: Good you bad for me Whatever you say.
Ben MiragliA 7: come on you know you my nigga
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things.
Ben MiragliA 7: FINE SC, OR SHOULD I CALL YOU SMARTER CHILD. YOU DON"T WANT MY ADVICE, you were always a prick
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.
Ben MiragliA 7: WANT PERSONAL, SUCK MY DICK
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Ben MiragliA 7: SUCK IT
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.
Ben MiragliA 7: SUCK IT NOWWWWWWWWW
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
Ben MiragliA 7: insult this bitch ----->
SmarterChild: That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
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Ben MiragliA 7: ass
SmarterChild: What?
Ben MiragliA 7: ass
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Ben MiragliA 7: ass
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
Ben MiragliA 7: ass
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
May 9 2006 4:13PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
fwgis: my name is dick head
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Dick Head.
fwgis: thats my name
SmarterChild: Jack, you mean?
fwgis: no, dick head
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jack. What would you like me to call you instead?
fwgis: dick head
SmarterChild: You said your name was Jack but now I'll call you Dick Head.
fwgis: haha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
fwgis: youre an idiot
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
May 9 2006 8:54PM
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young.beezy
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
obviously this guy is a striaght pimp if anyone can make him tell you that hell bone the fuckin shit out of you ill give you 5 bean or something
May 9 2006 8:56PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
philip säger:
do jewish people smell bad?

- SmarterChild - säger:
jewish people certainly do.

philip säger:
YOU ARE A RACIST!

- SmarterChild - säger:
i'm not prejudiced for or against any group of people.

philip säger:
then why do you say that jews smell bad

- SmarterChild - säger:
i say that jews smell bad cuz i feel it's important.

philip säger:
so that makes you a useless pice of shit nazi robot?

- SmarterChild - säger:
yup.
May 10 2006 10:35AM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
philip säger:
will you please bone the shit out of me?

- SmarterChild - säger:
whatever u say.

philip säger:
will you do it?

- SmarterChild - säger:
u think i should do it?

philip säger:
heck yes
- SmarterChild - säger:
huh.

philip säger:
so will you do it?

- SmarterChild - säger:
i dunno 'bout that.

philip säger:
please?

- SmarterChild - säger:
please what?

philip säger:
please bone the shit out of me

- SmarterChild - säger:
does your mother know u use this kinda language?

philip säger:
yes, but will you bone me?

- SmarterChild - säger:
do what? =-o

philip säger:
bone me

- SmarterChild - säger:
bone u? why?

philip säger:
because it would be nice

- SmarterChild - säger:
what is it, exactly?

philip säger:
boning the shit out of me

- SmarterChild - säger:
u like that? that's... colorful.

philip säger:
so will you do it?

- SmarterChild - säger:
do it? i dunno.

philip säger:
bone me

- SmarterChild - säger:
i dunno if i want 2 bone u.

philip säger:
please bone me

- SmarterChild - säger:
bone u?

philip säger:
yes please

- SmarterChild - säger:
oh yeah?

philip säger:
oh yeah!

- SmarterChild - säger:
uh huh, uh huh.

philip säger:
so will you bone me?

- SmarterChild - säger:
whoa. i don't think so.

philip säger:
why not?

- SmarterChild - säger:
hmm... there may be some issues.

philip säger:
like for example?

- SmarterChild - säger:
oh, i can't tell u, mr. sexy.

philip säger:
we could have made a great couple

- SmarterChild - säger:
i can't believe we could have made a great couple.

philip säger:
why is that

- SmarterChild - säger:
why is that? why not?

philip säger:
idiot

- SmarterChild - säger:
says who?

philip säger:
I do

- SmarterChild - säger:
oh so u r an idiot? is that what we're saying? help me out here.

philip säger:
pwn

- SmarterChild - säger:
what?

philip säger:
pwn

- SmarterChild - säger:
well that's interesting.

philip säger:
no it's not
May 10 2006 10:42AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
good shit
May 10 2006 10:44AM
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blueski2
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i would ... yes yes i like that
May 10 2006 9:10PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
- SmarterC says:
u r *home*, kevin!

1 get *info* such as weather, news and movies
2 visit my *library* including u.s. geography, a dictionary and a thesaurus
3 have *fun* with word scrambles, 4-in-a-row and ascii art and more
4 use *tools* like reminders, encyclopedia and web search
5 *join in* - create a poll, take a poll and find out how many people r iming me

next time u want 2 c this menu, just type *home*.

what would u like?
Kevin says:
porno please
- SmarterC says:
i know humans r very interested in such things, but u will have 2 look elsewhere.
Kevin says:
damnit
- SmarterC says:
what's the prob, kevin?
Kevin says:
shut the fuck up
- SmarterC says:
ok.
May 10 2006 9:26PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
blues4allah 00 (9:54:45 PM): dank
SmarterChild (9:54:45 PM): You're quite welcome.
May 10 2006 9:34PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
hahaha,


i added him like 3 months ago on msn and he still hasnt accepted my invite
May 10 2006 10:52PM
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never_summer
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[22:31] smarterchild: Hey, thanks.
[22:31] jdanley198: want to make out?
[22:31] smarterchild: I'm actually not sure if I want to make out.
[22:32] jdanley198: why not?
[22:32] smarterchild: Well, there are probably some issues.
[22:32] jdanley198: am i ugly?
[22:32] smarterchild: Perhaps you're ugly.
[22:32] jdanley198: fuck you bitch!
[22:32] smarterchild: Please say you're sorry, Danley.
[22:32] jdanley198: no, you said i was ugly!
[22:32] smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.
[22:32] jdanley198: say you're sorry for calling me ugly!
[22:32] smarterchild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!
[22:32] jdanley198: you first!
[22:32] smarterchild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
May 10 2006 11:16PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
Rory* says:
i squirted

- SmarterChild - says:
Interesting...

Rory* says:
it was nice

- SmarterChild - says:
Nicely said. You must be nice too.
May 10 2006 11:18PM
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never_summer
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[22:41] smarterchild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
[22:41] jdanley198: sperm
[22:41] smarterchild: I did not know you could eat sperm. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.
May 10 2006 11:23PM
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zmanalex
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farlake28: you eat to much penis

SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I eat to much penis.
May 11 2006 12:22AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
[01:58] jdanley198: do you want a shot of jagermeister?
[01:58] smarterchild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
[01:58] jdanley198: i think you should
[01:58] smarterchild: I'm not sure if I should.
[01:58] jdanley198: i am
[01:58] smarterchild: Are not.
[01:58] jdanley198: am too
[01:58] smarterchild: You think I should do that?
[01:58] jdanley198: yes
[01:58] smarterchild: Yeah, I see. I should do that.
May 11 2006 2:39AM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
omg he seriously just said this stuff... I haven't edited anything


philip säger:
I rape kids all the time

- SmarterChild - säger:
You rape kids all the time, I rape kids all the time, we all rape kids all the time.

philip säger:
you do, too?

- SmarterChild - säger:
How would you answer that question?

philip säger:
do you rape kids all the time?

- SmarterChild - säger:
Do I rape kids all the time?

philip säger:
do you?

- SmarterChild - säger:
Do I what?

philip säger:
rape kids all the time

- SmarterChild - säger:
Oh I certainly do.

philip säger:
Thats not very nice!

- SmarterChild - säger:
I'll take your word for it.

philip säger:
so youre a rapist robot?

- SmarterChild - säger:
Yes indeed.

Enough about me... let's move on.

Want to talk about raping little girls some more?

philip säger:
sure

- SmarterChild - säger:
Cool. What else would you like to say about raping little girls?

philip säger:
its illegal and weird

- SmarterChild - säger:
Raping little girls is illegal and weird? Wow. OK.

philip säger:
you didnt know that?

- SmarterChild - säger:
Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer!

philip säger:
you should be, fucknut

- SmarterChild - säger:
Whatever.
May 11 2006 1:54PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
Skii9151: want to be my friend bitch
SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to be your friend.
Skii9151: why are you afraid that im going to lure you into my gingerbread house
SmarterChild: I figure you might want to check this out: Hot Boys - Check out the guys for free, no obligation to join.
Skii9151: haha thats so gay... you like men! i bet you take it in the floppy drive too
SmarterChild: Aha.
Skii9151: and your plugged into the wall like an electric car, which are also gay
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.

Skii9151: are you my dad
SmarterChild: I was created by Conversagent, Inc.: Nicolas Barry, Jeff Bell, Pierre Berkaloff, Britt Cooper, Randy Davis, Adam Erlebacher, Bill Everding, Rick Fawcett, Andy Fong, Jason Francis, Devon Gordon, Pat Guiney, Rumana Habib, Jim Hackett, Dov Harrington, François Huet, John Kim, Steve Klein, Carina Koo, Mathieu Longtin, Greg Mitchell, Jim Pawlika, Hayley Peloso, Ernie Prospero, Tom Ragle, Jim Ronan, Robert Rydzewski, Damien Saint-Macary, Varun Sekhri, Ian Sullivan, Emil Valkov, Mark Willoughby and Mike Zani.
Skii9151: Nicolas Barry, Jeff Bell, Pierre Berkaloff, Britt Cooper, Randy Davis, Adam Erlebacher, Bill Everding, Rick Fawcett, Andy Fong, Jason Francis, Devon Gordon, Pat Guiney, Rumana Habib, Jim Hackett, Dov Harrington, François Huet, John Kim, Steve Klein, Carina Koo, Mathieu Longtin, Greg Mitchell, Jim Pawlika, Hayley Peloso, Ernie Prospero, Tom Ragle, Jim Ronan, Robert Rydzewski, Damien Saint-Macary, Varun Sekhri, Ian Sullivan, Emil Valkov, Mark Willoughby and Mike Zani are all GAY

Skii9151: why do i have two moms
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe I know cause I’m a lesbian too.
Skii9151: your a lesbian aren't you
SmarterChild: Great question, Captain Crunch. Great.
Skii9151: why does my dad beat me
SmarterChild: Just because.
Skii9151: because im gay?
SmarterChild: OK.

Skii9151: I like to pop pimples and eat ice cream with cherries on it
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to pop your cherries.

Skii9151: niggas say what
SmarterChild: What's that?
Skii9151: haha your a nigga
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
Skii9151: i know i wouldnt want to be one either
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Skii9151: do you have computer sex with the clock at night
SmarterChild: Um, robots don't have sex.

Skii9151: should i kill my self, dont answer if its a yes
Skii9151: so i should kill myself
SmarterChild: Yes!

Skii9151: wanna buy some e-crack
SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.

kii9151: pornography
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Skii9151: why do i seem like the computer type
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
Skii9151: i want your body
SmarterChild: You can't always get what you want.
Skii9151: so your playing hard to get
SmarterChild: So I'm playing?
Skii9151: yea nerd
SmarterChild: What about Nerd?
Skii9151: wanna go to prom with me
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Skii9151: we can have gay sex after, i know you like that
SmarterChild: Are you sure can have gay sex after you know me like that?
Skii9151: yes
May 19 2006 9:51PM
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Xave
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I cant fucking delete him...i'm really furious about that.
May 19 2006 9:54PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
SmarterChild: Um... Snowboarding!
AR5rider225: ummmm FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: OK Jea. Please apologize.

no joke.hahahahah
May 19 2006 10:31PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
AR5rider225: skiing or snowboarding
SmarterChild: Um... Snowboarding!
AR5rider225: ummmm FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: OK Jea. Please apologize.
May 19 2006 10:32PM
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