Replying to What would you do?

Right ok, this is actually a really stupid thrad to make up but I'm bored and want to know what you guys would do in this situation. (it'll never actually happen but hey!) Last night when I was out drinking with some people I have just met here I was asked this question. (first of all I'm in NZ right now and my Girlfriend is in Spain)

"If there was only my girlfriend and I left in the world and the human race depended on us, how would I get back to Spain using any form of transport remembering thats its just ME here"

So I was like, yeah i'd just fly, then i realised shit I don't know how to fly, i hate boats so bugger that one. So how the hell would i get back to Spain, any ideas?

My final answer was I'll let her figure it out!!