On the Conan show, they had a guest named Hope who owns the moon, all other 8 planets and their moons, and is actually selling property for them. Apparently, the UN wrote a resolution a while back that said no nation can own a celestial body, but it didn't say anything about individuals. So he wrote letters to the UN, US, Russia, and some other countries claiming ownersihp, and they can't dispute it. So he sells property on the moon, and he says that former presidents, astronauts, Marriot hotels, and celebrities have all bought property. You can also buy Pluto for only $250,000.
We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!