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Favorite Sexual Position

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SONOFABOARDER
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So yeah right down your favorite Sexual position and explain how it goes.
Mar 7 2003 9:08PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
hahaha...good thread. I dont know what its called but i ly on my back and she squatted over me facing my legs, then went to town. It was nice because i didnt have to do any work and you get deeper penetration. Thats the only other ive done other than the regular, missionary style, i think its called.

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Mar 7 2003 9:14PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
depends...im drunk and chillin, shes on top...im horny as hell, im on top.


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Mar 7 2003 9:24PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
missionary is my favorite position. but its boring after awhile. so i dunno anything else really to spice it up. but honestly missionary is the best for like 'lovin' Sex'

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Mar 7 2003 9:25PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
my favorite is whatever your moms favorite is. hehehehe
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Mar 7 2003 9:31PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
my favorite involves my hand wrapped firmly around..............

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Mar 7 2003 9:35PM
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Pipe_Munky
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...your own dick?



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Mar 7 2003 10:25PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
ha ha good one.





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Mar 7 2003 10:33PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
don't finish my sentences...

RES

no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes-publicenemy1023
Mar 7 2003 10:33PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
doggy style... nothing beats doggy style

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Mar 7 2003 10:36PM
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SONOFABOARDER
Posts: 23 - Karma: 9
Chili dog- do her up the ass the do her in the boobs
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Mar 7 2003 11:15PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
I'd have to say the answer is correct.
I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;
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Mar 7 2003 11:29PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Missionary, but w/ her legs wide and up in the air, that works out well, and my girl like actually consciously tightens for me.
Mar 7 2003 11:33PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
im gonna go with doggy style.

or like normall missionaire but with her likes like around her head instead of where the guys would be.


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Mar 8 2003 1:13PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
doggy style baby, and sucks for you churchy^

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Mar 8 2003 3:04PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
Get the girl to lay on top of you, but instead of facing you, her back is against you. It's fucking awesome, but for all you small dicked bastards it ain't gonna work.

Missionary is meh...variations to missionary are always welcome though.

Doggy style is sweet, leaves both hands free for ass slapping and the what-not, even better if your girl reaches back and plays with your balls...mmmmmmm indeed.

Girl on her side, you straddle one of her legs and her other leg goes on your shoulder. That way is probably my favourite because i swear you can fuck her tonsils you penetrate so deep.



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Mar 8 2003 4:10PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
i like all the positions, so i usually just let your mom choose.


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Mar 8 2003 5:39PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
people who talk about other peoples moms dont get laid often...
Mar 8 2003 6:16PM
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DRISKEY
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i like what ever soxripper likes...hahaha


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haha thats right, got you good fucker!
Mar 8 2003 8:35PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
haha yeti, we have this thing at school when you got doggy goin that you take your hands off and put them on your head like moose ears... hence moosing her. It's funny cause the girl wonders why you took your hands off and might turn around... that's the whole risk... getting caught w/ your moose ears on.
Mar 8 2003 10:21PM
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rossi900
Posts: 707 - Karma: 9
i wonder...has anyone ever tired all the positions in the kumo-satra? (sp?) that would be the feat...

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Mar 8 2003 10:31PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
Gravteck: A) Its the Bull Moose Club
B) You play the low-stakes, sissy version. the real version is where your friends bust in and take a picture of you giving her the horns!!! ahahahhhaahahah, right

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Mar 8 2003 11:06PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
if by low stakes and sissy you mean keeping hopes of having any chance of getting ass from that girl or even her friends again... then yes
Mar 9 2003 1:15AM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
missionary is good for 'making love' and is it just me or do other people find it weird talking about your sex life on here?

*brooke*

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Mar 9 2003 3:34AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
i'm surprised a bunch of people that haven't had sex, haven't come on and said 'i like doggystyle cuz jenna jameson likes it' or something like that

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Mar 9 2003 9:00AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
cowboy is definetly the greatest,doing the spider monkey is fun hahaha crush the guts!
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

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Mar 9 2003 11:05AM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
Either doggy or the swing position
Mar 9 2003 6:43PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
whats the swing?
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Mar 9 2003 7:00PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
thats a good question rossi900

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Mar 9 2003 9:24PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHA, getting caught with your moose ears on, now that's gotta suck, haha, espeically when you're sitting there with your dick up some chicks ass, haha.

And yeah, it's really funny coz half you little punks have only seen naked chicks on your computer screens, haha.

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Mar 9 2003 10:19PM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
the swing is a karma sutra position, its kinda hard to explain. Look it up if you really want to know, its worth it.
Mar 9 2003 10:28PM
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BrodyLeven
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i like when i have my back on the wall, legs spread, and look down and see the monitor that way.

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Mar 9 2003 10:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
as i already said,spider monkey is great
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 10 2003 3:22PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I like doggy style cuz Jenna Jameson likes it.
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Mar 10 2003 4:13PM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
hahaha

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Mar 10 2003 5:17PM
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lineskier10
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me too
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Mar 10 2003 5:30PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
We did it in every position,

No way, you did on the top AND on the bottom?

10 points goes to whoever guesses where that came from. 20 points saying who was involved in the conversation. 50 points on who the dude was fucking.




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Mar 10 2003 5:38PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Simpsons, Homer and Apu talking, Apu doing the fucking.lol.
Mar 10 2003 8:22PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
how about rodeo

all though its not really a position.

its like doggy style but you call her names and slap her ass and shit and she tires to get your dick out of her ass lol


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Mar 10 2003 9:08PM
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PowAirRider
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nah u go that all wrong...its when ur doin her in the ass and u tel her u have aides and see how long u can hold on

strawberry shortcake is quite gross although its not a position...blow it in her face and punch her in the nose

angry pirate: doin her from behind, spit on her back so she turns around bc she thinks ur done then u blow it in her eye and kick her in the shin
Mar 10 2003 9:59PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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No, you tell her that her sister screamed louder than she did.
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Mar 10 2003 10:22PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
actually i got fucked last night bitch. sorry.


It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go
brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show
Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler
Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
Mar 10 2003 10:22PM
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Downkink
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
isnt the swing postion where you have a towel and you hold up your chick by wraping the towel around her back, and lettin her swing away!

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Mar 10 2003 10:48PM
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BrodyLeven
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powairrider: that's the funniest shit everr.
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Mar 10 2003 10:51PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
the real rodeo- fuck her doggy style take your left arm and reach under her and grab her right breast. stick your other arm straight out. all your buddies the run into the room chanting rodeo rodeo rodeo and you have to try and hold her for 8 seconds
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Mar 10 2003 11:04PM
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gravteck
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donkey punch
Mar 11 2003 12:06AM
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DFT1080
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new page.


-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

Phrosty may or may not swallow.

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Mar 11 2003 12:08AM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
new page....now


-Dan

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Mar 11 2003 12:09AM
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NomenClature
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doggy style is the best or just lazy style with her on top with her back facing you
Mar 20 2003 10:50PM
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