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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
i read somewhere, and this is a true story
some lady called poison control bc her daughter died, she told the poison control guy that she thought it was bc the girl was eating ants, the phone convo went on and right before the guy hung up she commented that the last thing she fed the girl was ant poison to kill the ants in the stomache, she was suprised to find that the ant poison killed her daughter......wow

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Mar 7 2003 5:50PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
thats just wrong
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Mar 7 2003 5:51PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
some people are dumb!




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PS. K2skeepimp loves the cock!
Mar 7 2003 5:52PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hahaha what a retard
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Mar 7 2003 6:03PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
i hate stupid people. i really really really do.
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Mar 7 2003 7:36PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Man that was about the saddest dumbest thing i have ever read. Seriously was this women mentally retarded?

Mar 7 2003 8:36PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
That's just retarded.
Oh man.

Reminds me of Mallrats.
Well how else am I going to get the gerbil out of my ass?
Mar 7 2003 10:41PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
dont you understand? that is the proof. some retars are DANGEREOUS!!!!! we must lock sme of them up! seriously, kill the ants in her stomach? come ON!





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Mar 7 2003 10:49PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
wow that is retarded. and sad.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Mar 8 2003 2:53PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my entire life, hands down.
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Mar 8 2003 3:45PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
the darwin awards is a site that is dedicated to writing stories about people that stupid
Mar 8 2003 5:43PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Some of my friends and I were discussing religion. This girl, Shannon, leans over and asks us if a.) we could talk about something more important or b.) stop talking so that she can work.

The conversation went something like this...

Joel: 'What would you like us to talk about, Shannon?'

Shannon: 'Umm.. Something really important.. Oh! I know! Fashion! That's important and interesting.'

Victor: 'Come on. You honestly can't say that debating whether there is an omnipotent God is unimportant. I mean, it could be uninteresting to some people, but religion touches everyone in some way, whether they follow a particular religion or not.'

Shannon: 'Uh, yeah I can!'

Joel: 'I bet you don't even know what omnipotence means.'

(If she had chosen to say that she didn't know what the word meant, this conversation wouldn't be posted here. It's because of the following comment that she made the conversation eligible.)

Shannon: 'Shut up! I got a B in French!'





'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
Mar 8 2003 5:56PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
AH! fairygirl is BACK,

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Mar 8 2003 8:23PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
I've read the Darwin Awards books, there are two of them, they're really awesome.
-Teddy
Mar 8 2003 8:47PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahha.
Hey Ali, was that Shannon Flaman?
I can just picture her saying that now if it is...
What a maroon.
Mar 8 2003 10:23PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
i think the absolute worst is when people try to be stupid, just to get some laughs. i know ive probably done it at some point, but shit... :/



~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
when I get to the top of the slopes
I look down on the mountain side
should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel
or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide
I might even do some free ride*~
Mar 9 2003 2:36PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Yep, it was Shannon Flaman. How'd you guess? lol



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
Mar 9 2003 4:10PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
waas she american...wouldn't surprise me.
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Mar 9 2003 11:14PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Actually, she's Canadian...



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
Mar 9 2003 11:43PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
in my math class theres this really retarted girl that sits by me, shes not really retarted, but shes as close to it as she could be, and my math teacher told us this quote from shaq about the pathagorean theorem and how it cant be solved (which is a false statement), so the girl takes a while to get it and then starts laughing and says 'stupid black ppl', if i had had a gun i would have shot her
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Screw Moseley!

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Mar 9 2003 11:58PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
like the fat ass who is suing mcdonalds. that's when you know you have no purpose to live and that you suck at life



BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 10 2003 12:19AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
natural selection at work, the womens un-fit genes hopefully ended with her child.
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Mar 10 2003 12:22AM
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