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SiverMike
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I just took a drug test in order to secure a job at petsmart. i smoke alot...so i drank a shitload of water today and took some vitamens to make my piss yellow. I hope i pass, does anyone have any success stories from drug tests? please keep my spirits high, i really want this job
May 4 2006 3:03PM
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fukeneh
Posts: 4571 - Karma: 23
cocaine only stays in your system for 3 days, so you could just switch your drug of choice...
May 4 2006 3:04PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
to bad weed can stay for while
May 4 2006 3:05PM
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strato144
Posts: 869 - Karma: 10
yeah dosnt sound too good for u bro..goodluck
May 4 2006 3:06PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13084 - Karma: 18,731
solution: dont take drugs
May 4 2006 3:07PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
I dont think luck is going to help you. One day isnt long enough to clear out your system. You need atleast a week even for actual detox to work.
May 4 2006 3:07PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
I have a few friends who did what i did and still passed... i even had a kid smoke that morning and pass that afternoon
May 4 2006 3:13PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
my current college roomate used to get drug tested in high school. he smoked the day before his test once. his dad bought him a flusher(a beverage full of stuff designed to flush your system) and he passed. so you have a chance if you took the right stuff...good luck bro.
May 4 2006 3:17PM
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ry.will
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"i took a drug test to secure my job at petsmart." AHAHAHAHAHA. no one else found that funny at all?
May 4 2006 3:58PM
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n-o
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^ no i definatly did... they do shit like athat?
May 4 2006 4:00PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
i found that hilarious, you beat me too it though. but hey if you're young i guess it ain't a bad place.
May 4 2006 4:04PM
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akerbacker
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yo weed stays in ur system for like a month. u r screwed.

u had to take a drug test for petsmart??? thats fucked up
May 4 2006 4:17PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
thats real funny. my good friend just ruined her life with that shit. i wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot pole
May 4 2006 4:19PM
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ski@work
Posts: 419 - Karma: 6
PetSmart has very firm policies about stoned employees, It'd suck if he got too stoned and sold someone a gerbil instead of a hamster.
May 4 2006 4:20PM
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Holte
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i dunno, gerbils are pretty legit.
May 4 2006 4:28PM
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nealpgards
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 12
i love these threads where everyone claims that their friend passed a drug test while smoking the morning before the test.

well.... my friend smoked during his drug test and passed so take that.
May 4 2006 4:52PM
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SteezePatrol
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I'm gonna go ahead and say they didn't actually test the piss
May 4 2006 5:00PM
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AtomicTweaker
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yo if they find weed in your system can they turn you in?
May 4 2006 5:03PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
He actually did pass, but I later found out it was because he had taken a vitamen drink with this stuff called niacin that clears out your system. he also chugged mad water and took aspirin which helps cancel out whatever sets off a drug screen.
May 4 2006 5:18PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
yah, but if it is just a piss test, the thing is you could just drink liek a huge amount of cranberry juice, or take cranberry pills and shit... its what lots of people do... i made a thread about quitting mary jane, a while back, theres lots of good advice in it
May 4 2006 5:22PM
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Dilla
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thats the gayest i ever herd.

good luck man
May 4 2006 5:25PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
^my bad
thats the gayest shit i ever herd
May 4 2006 5:25PM
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STAUSS
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hahah i know... i laughed too.
May 4 2006 5:43PM
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ski_cartel
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i thought it was dam funny
May 4 2006 5:55PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
i love when ignorant people think tests are 100% accurate. you dont know what the fuck you are talking about. thanks though.
May 4 2006 5:57PM
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nealpgards
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 12
speaking of "petsmart" i'm pretty sure its said as pet's mart, but it also could be pet smart. that has always confused me.
May 4 2006 5:58PM
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[~_~]
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Best way to avoid random drug tests: avoid random drugs.
May 4 2006 5:59PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
pretty hard to turn down good ol mary J sometimes.
May 4 2006 6:01PM
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awsomecoolguy
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i acualy hope you fail secureing a job for a illegal mexican that wants to be legal and work hard.
May 4 2006 6:32PM
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rossiscratch04
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good luck, tell us what happens
May 4 2006 7:06PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
HAHAHAHAHA... this made my night.
May 5 2006 5:06AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
So lemme just get this right, you have to take a drug test to work in a petstore!!??

That's insane!
May 5 2006 6:12AM
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