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A world without ketchup

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Diabhal
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Could you imagine a world without red gold? I mean the stuff makes ANY food taste great, And if tommatoes go the way of the bannana the world will be a much less tasty place.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Mar 6 2003 11:03PM
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FalseTile
Posts: 446 - Karma: 11
Red Gold? Heinz is the king of ketchups


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Mar 6 2003 11:04PM
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d-spin89
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'I don need them nice food wit katchup' Lenny from of mice and men


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Mar 6 2003 11:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i eat ketchup everyday,i just take the bottle and pour a shitload into a cup and just down it like that,
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 6 2003 11:23PM
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FalseTile
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ew! I've never heard of eating just ketchup :-p


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Mar 6 2003 11:24PM
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DFT1080
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i think ranch dressing is better.

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Mar 6 2003 11:24PM
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Diabhal
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heretic, the only other condiment that comes close to ketchup is HP sauce.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Mar 6 2003 11:35PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
canadian HP is so much better than the american. it's weird


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 6 2003 11:42PM
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rebel
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I hate ketchup and I hate tomatoes, but I was thinking the exact same thing about hot sauce when I was eating my sub today.
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Mar 7 2003 12:05AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
eating alot of tomatoey thingies helps prevent prostate cancer
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 7 2003 12:40AM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
i must go through about a bottle of ketchup a meal... mmm... and then everything that doesnt have ketchup on it has ranch dressing, no joke. thats some good shit :):)



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when I get to the top of the slopes
I look down on the mountain side
should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel
or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide
I might even do some free ride*~
Mar 7 2003 4:32PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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barbeque sauce owns ketchup bitch.




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Mar 7 2003 4:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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ketcup is the stuff. Ketchup flavored potato chips are sweet. I've only seen them in Canada though.

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Mar 7 2003 5:40PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah ketchup is tha shit, i eat it on everything
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Mar 7 2003 6:06PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 27
american's dont have ketchup chips? whaa.. that's hands down the best chips out there (for potato chips)


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Mar 7 2003 6:11PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
mmm ranch dressing is the ultimate pizza dip.. if you haven't tried it do so.



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Mar 7 2003 6:11PM
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