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Who would win...

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Matty_C
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Between Jack Bauer [24] and Michael Schofield [Prison Break]

1)In a fight to the death?

2)In a crossword competition?

3)In a pillowfight?

4)In a slopestyle comp?

These are questions with galactic significance the answers to which may have vast socio-political ramifications. Your views would be much appreciated, but for the purposes of training, any posts may be monitored...
May 3 2006 11:51AM
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-dva-
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clearly jack bauer would own in all of them.
May 3 2006 11:53AM
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Matty_C
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ah, now thats the knee jerk reaction, but michael schofield is a genius (literally) so i reckon he'd definately have bauer licked in a crossword comp, and i can see him inventing new tricks galore in slopestyle. in a pillowfight, his complex appreciation of physics might jst give him the upper hand...
May 3 2006 11:57AM
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~Cork_1080~
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Baur would for sure.. but scofield does kick some ass for sure.
May 3 2006 11:59AM
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-benedetto
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who are those people. explain to me
May 3 2006 12:02PM
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Matty_C
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are you having a giraffe?? you don't know who jack bauer and michael schofield are?? you need to do less skiing and watch more tv my friend...
May 3 2006 12:18PM
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Liam.
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probebly chuck norris
May 3 2006 12:30PM
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freestyler540
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Between Jack Bauer [24] and Michael Schofield [Prison Break]

1)Bauer

2)Schofield

3)Bauer

4)Schofield
May 3 2006 12:35PM
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Matty_C
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^ya good call
May 3 2006 2:43PM
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ski_cartel
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yea i dont know who they are either
May 3 2006 2:45PM
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CKpolicy
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jack bauer is god.
May 3 2006 3:15PM
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Matty_C
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guys, you should really get out less!!

jack bauer is god incarnate in 24
michael schofield is a white buddah in prison break
May 3 2006 3:19PM
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Timmy_G
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How about this:

ITS FUCKING TELEVISION
May 3 2006 3:33PM
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clarkhamilton3
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1) scoefield (hes been through prison

2) scoefield (genious)

3) bauer (cant use weapons in a pillowfight

4) scoefield (bauer is old and proly would have much steze but scoefield seems like a natural steezer
May 3 2006 3:48PM
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Petey.
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yea dude hes a monster
May 3 2006 5:09PM
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Lé.Skiing
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a better compitition would be between jack bauer and chuck norris
May 3 2006 5:18PM
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p-a
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this is kinda weird, debating which tv character would win in mini comps.
May 3 2006 5:47PM
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monkers
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For sure dude, that would be a tough call...
May 3 2006 5:48PM
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.John.
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no, bauer would just torture him until he told jack the answers
May 3 2006 5:49PM
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Kajex
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scofield might win the pillowfight, but only cuz jack would get DQed for using his pistol or something
May 3 2006 5:51PM
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C.Stone
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jack bauer
jack bauer
jack bauer
jack bauer
May 3 2006 5:53PM
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ski_cartel
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ahh instead of staying at home watching tv i think il be out doing fun things, like mtn biking and skate boarding, and partying
May 3 2006 6:45PM
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Eazy_Eags
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schofield would def be picked up by ninthward
May 3 2006 6:48PM
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-dva-
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i almost made a thread about that the other day. itd be close, but despite all the hype, i dont think even chuck norris could take jack bauer
May 3 2006 8:58PM
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eheath
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in a google fight....
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jack+Bauer&word2=Michael+Schofield
May 3 2006 9:01PM
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Matty_C
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haha
May 4 2006 2:51AM
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Logchucker
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The Juggernaut Bitches
May 4 2006 2:56AM
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reggyboy
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agreed
May 4 2006 3:17AM
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Matty_C
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^^correct
May 4 2006 5:35AM
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whattheshit
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this thread is gayer since gay came to gaytown.
May 4 2006 6:58AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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The prison break dude would definately own but clearly Kieffer Sutherland is hands down a far better actor!
May 4 2006 8:15AM
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sherpasrock
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bauer would definitally win
May 4 2006 9:48AM
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d-loc
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have u seen 24 the game on PS2? haha i just busted out laughing in blockbuster the other day when i saw it
May 4 2006 9:58AM
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