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so last tuesday, the day before monday. we were all enjoying our dinner peacefully when john tripped over a cat and fell face first onto a table. twinkies went flying, the bubblegum expanding in the childrens face popped, and fear was in the face of all that witnessed. for john was slidding slowly but surely into craigs strawberry jello. now for those of you who are not familar with craig "the killer" jordonson, well he earned the filler "the killer" for a reason. he is the roughest toughest bully to ever grace the playground.
well poor old johny came to a screetching stop, just in time to knock the jelliton snack into the lap of the craig.
everyone let out a gasp as john looked up to see the disaster that had unvialed before his eyes, and let out a cry of guilt and fear.
everyone was expecting the worst for our old friend johny, but wispers could be heard through the silence. some thought he would get a wedgie, some believe a swirly, others just sat and prayed.
well craigs stone cold face turned to a smile as he picked up the remander of his jello, laughed and threw it across the room. nobody had seen it coming, but as soon as the jello had been released from his claws it seemed that the entire cafeteria simultaniously joined in.
when the fury of food had settled, not a wall was left dry of strawbery jam and coolaid, not a table was dry of fries. and the floor, well lets just say it took 3 days of cleaning before they even remembered there was a floor.
now everything has returned to normal, and from looking at it, you would have never guessed that there had ever even been a food fight there, but every child on the playground will never forget the foodfight of last tuesday, the day before monday.
holy shit why did i do that? man i got homework to do
here il tell you the story about my schools epic year end food fight
so to start you need a little back round info, i go to a school that is righ across the street from a mall which has a relativly large food court and a safeway attached to it. So for 3 day safe way was countuially out of eggs but no one seemed to think much of it, and on the last day of actuall class there was people running around tell every one to go to the mall at lunch for a big show, so with what was prob 1000 people there (my high school has 2200 kids) and most had bought lunch from the food court, after the court seemed to be rather full several of us took our eggs stood on tables and started throwing them while yelling FOOD FIGHT so then mass kayos(sp?) and for a good 10 mins every one threw all the food they had, the entir food court was a mess. so when we get back there is a essembly and our principle and all of our vic-principle's (we have 3) and tell us that they had recieved a notice from the mall that the entire school has been baned from the mall for 2 weeks, which wasnt that big of a deal cause school was pretty well over except for exams so none of us care and then me and a few of my friends got ratted out and had a meeting with one of the vic principles and the principle, but we didnt get in any trouble but the down side is the principle now has " a eye on us"
my school had a gas leak, so 2000 kids had to crowd into the cafeteria which was for like 500 and a massive food right broke out. i threw nacho cheese and a pretzle at some girl and the cheese hit her in the eye so i yelled, thats not cho cheese bithc... best day of school yet