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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I donate my 1596th post to this cult.
May 2 2006 6:39PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
nobody cares. only talk about it when you reach an actual number just not your next post cause i could say this is my 802 but no one actually cares
May 2 2006 6:51PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Exactly that's why I made this post, to show that it's pointless.
May 2 2006 6:55PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
you really didnt need to start a new thread to point that one out
May 2 2006 9:28PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
unless of course your stephen. Then you need to create 2 threads for each post milestone. Ex. 2 threads about his 400th post
May 2 2006 9:29PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
nobody cares
May 2 2006 9:47PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
hahahahahaha very ture
don't you know eric the number 1596 got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris and is now simply a series of didgets and not a number
May 3 2006 2:00PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
May 3 2006 6:10PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
im confussed
May 3 2006 6:11PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
ha^ its impossible thats why its funny

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries
May 3 2006 6:12PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
i realize its impossible thats why i said that i was confussed
May 3 2006 6:18PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
that's what is funny

Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting, he goes killing
May 3 2006 6:20PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
no it wasnt
May 3 2006 6:21PM
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garettnorthey
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 173
but we should still laugh like it is funny
May 3 2006 6:24PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
The question of what happens when an unstopable force meets an unmovable object was answered when chuck norris punched himself in the face
May 3 2006 6:43PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
When chuck norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.

Chuck norris's ejaculations have been known to go through kevlar and female uteruses.

The average male ejaculates 200 million sperm, chuck norris only has one but it's 6feet long and angry.
May 3 2006 7:11PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
Chuck norris once nursed a injured sheep back to help using his beard clippings. Once it was better he broke it's neck. when asked why he said, "the chuck can giveth, and the chuck can taketh away"
May 3 2006 7:17PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
May 3 2006 7:53PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
May 3 2006 7:55PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
May 3 2006 7:57PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
how about i get a spoon so u can eat my ass!
May 3 2006 8:49PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
how about you come back when you have something constructive to say
May 4 2006 6:49PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
how about you come back when you have something constructive to say
May 4 2006 6:50PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
wow how did that happen i thought spam buster was supposed to stop it
May 4 2006 6:50PM
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