Replying to I've got to poop but I don't wanna take the time to go do it

Like how lazy am I? Seriously I have to poop so bad but I don't wanna get out of this chair to do it! what is wrong with me? it's gonna be all stuck up in the hairs by the time I finnaly decide to give in then I'll have to spend like 20 minutes getting it out with toilet paper just cause I procrastinate so badly. In the meantime I'm sitting here typing while squezing it back in. I mean what would I even be missing if I went to do it right now? Nothing! Yet I still don't wanna take 2 minutes out of my night to make it so much more comfortable and enjoyable. I'm pathetic