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I've got to poop but I don't wanna take the time to go do it
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Like how lazy am I? Seriously I have to poop so bad but I don't wanna get out of this chair to do it! what is wrong with me? it's gonna be all stuck up in the hairs by the time I finnaly decide to give in then I'll have to spend like 20 minutes getting it out with toilet paper just cause I procrastinate so badly. In the meantime I'm sitting here typing while squezing it back in. I mean what would I even be missing if I went to do it right now? Nothing! Yet I still don't wanna take 2 minutes out of my night to make it so much more comfortable and enjoyable. I'm pathetic
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you could just go in your pants, your mom does the laundry, she won't mind
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acctually when your moms over for... other stuff she'll normally do it. She'd like so sure why not
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hhaa your incredibly lazy
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well she's in belguim right now so she cah't do it
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well I'm going to visit her tommorow so I'll bring it then
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ok you do that, because she'll be on a plane heading home when you do
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how do you think I'm getting back?
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so your going to fly their today, then tommorrow your going to fly home on the same flight as my mom. Wasn't it you that said you were to lazy, you'd think that just doing your own laundry would be the lazyest way instead of flying half way accross the world to get someone else to do it for you
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wow you don't get it. That's not why I'm going it's just somthing that'll happen on the side
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Paul your moms in Belgium? phine her and tell her to bring me back some choco latte
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^yeah, she's coming home tommorrow so its a little late
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do u miss your mommy paul¿
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He's a bit hungry because he couldn't have any breastmilk while she was gone.
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yeah, thats it eric... no, i just don't like making my lunchs in the AM
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and you miss your breast milk
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how could you not. I know i would miss it
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pretty soon I'll have to start getting you guys to wipe for me. lol
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maybe someone could give head to your toe while their at it
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ill wipe your ass for you
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this cult is kicking today
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