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The "Im Never Drinking Again" Thread

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Geoffrey
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i woke up this morning and said "im never drinking again"

this is the second time that this has happened to me.

i spent four hours last night on the bathroom floor...sleeping and then puking......seeping and then puking.

apparently my friends mom came home last night and found my sleeping on her bathroom floor. She got angrey. I didnt wake up.

I have, of course, felt like shit all day and thrown up twice.

As i said before "Im never drinking again"

share ur best stories

(that by the way was a shity telling of my story but it is hard to think when you have a headache so bad it feels like their is a car parked on ur head)
Apr 30 2006 6:24PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 20
Ive given up saying that. Ive compromised w/ "I'm not drinking for at leaste 3 hours". It seems to be more reasonable. You are a pussy if you can't handle your alcohal. puking is for pussies.
Jan 8 2007 11:37PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
once again, self control issue. People that use weed too much get used to the high, and want something more. That's why weed is called a gateway drug. It's bullshit how the term gateway drug can be applied to weed as a whole, it is only applicable to the people who can't control themselves, or their morals.
Jan 8 2007 11:43PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 20
Kinda, I'd have to say that the reason weed is a gateway drug is because it introduces you to a culture and circle of people that do drugs. If you smoke weed, you'll hang out with weed dealers. if you hang out with weed dealers, they will do yay and so will you. But its all good. Just dont get caught up in yay, that shit is the devil.
Jan 8 2007 11:48PM
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ZavierV
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every other weekend I tell myself i'll never drink again...
Jan 8 2007 11:59PM
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dweezileast
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I have smoked weed for almost 4 years, and never once felt compelled to even carry on a conversation with a dealer. I definitely agree with you though, coke is fucked up shit, and also, I have no desire to ever experiment past weed.
Jan 9 2007 12:01AM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 20
How do you smoke weed if you dont talk to dealers?
Jan 9 2007 12:02AM
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DaysToCome
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wword
Jan 9 2007 12:15AM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
I talk to them. I make sure that i never have conversations with them. There is a difference.I just don't care about them at all
Jan 9 2007 12:24AM
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=Carson=
Posts: 665 - Karma: 24
Or you can hang out in bars and meet pill poppers!
Jan 9 2007 12:24AM
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kingarthurs
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wow, word. although ill drink wine too, and very occasionally hard liquor. ill stick with the ganj
Jan 9 2007 12:31AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
i said it almost a year ago when i did about 10-12 shots (dont really remember) in around 20 min. wasnt the most experienced drinker either. later that night i wake up in a hospital with no recollection of what happened.
Jan 9 2007 12:48AM
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nickrdwd
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
i had a shitty hangover and my mom made me run an x country meet....thts when i said im never drinking again
Jan 9 2007 12:53AM
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FreestyleWarrior
Posts: 75 - Karma: 10
Never, ever said I wasn't going to drink again. Every time I've drank the night has turned out well ;)
Jan 9 2007 12:53AM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
hahaha stop being such pussies, i get so wasted i cant see then wake up for work at 8:30. Wake up so haggard its crazy. So hungover, roll into the living room and laugh with all the buddies about the crazyness of last night, then joke all day about how damn haggard we are and how shitty of a job we;ve done all day.
Jan 9 2007 5:43PM
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Geoff.
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well somebodys a badass
Jan 9 2007 5:54PM
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xenasteeze
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
ive never said im not drinking again, but i have said im gonna take it easy for a while when woke up one morning with a faint memory of a trip to the hospital and not remembering being at the homecoming dance and trying to dance with the principal
Jan 9 2007 6:09PM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
just hover right around the buzzed/drunk line all night and you'll be fine. Works better if you can measure your drinks. The times I've been the most drunk/thrown up has been drinking out of the bottle....
Jan 9 2007 6:13PM
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Republican_Enemy
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i see people talking about weed as a gateway drug. Thats true in a lot of cases but not all. I know a lot of people who already moved to coke, some almost there, and some people like me na just marijuana and fun drugs.
Jan 9 2007 8:00PM
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DiamondC
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i feel bad for ppl who move on to serious shit like that, i dont understand why ppl dont have the brains enough to realize that weed is harmless and always a good high if ur smoking the right stuff. there is absoloutely no need to do anything more... realizing that more serious drugs are very addictive and life threatening. everyones heard it a billion times that harsher drugs are fucking horrible so why cant ppl stop at the mary j?
Jan 9 2007 10:34PM
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Republican_Enemy
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i feel ya
Jan 10 2007 7:44PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
is it even possible to get drunk w/o throwing up...
Oct 16 2007 10:55PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Winners never quit.
Oct 16 2007 10:56PM
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Bulky
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im never drinking again when i have to be at work at 7 the next morning to do hard physical labor all day, other then that im good
Oct 16 2007 11:05PM
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freestyler540
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I was there when I drank a quater of 26er of vodka and passed out in the snow. I woke up puking and could not stand, talk or do anything without puking for 14hours. I was hungover for another 2 days.


Oct 16 2007 11:37PM
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Alex_G
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when i got caught when i was a wee little 14 year old.
Oct 16 2007 11:38PM
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t-roy
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freshman year of college. first time i ever drank really. was drinking cheap vodka and energy drinks. then a friend of a friend gave me a nalgene with a few inches (i'd say 250-300ml) of something in it. my friends said it's fine and i should drink it. so i ended up chugging many shots of jager. i was incredibly happy for 10 minutes. then i got sick which included projectile vomit in some dudes shower and on the wall and one of the most ridiculous poops i've ever had. that last 3 hours then i slept. i woke up and puked 3-5 more times on the walk home across michigan state campus. hung over the entire next day. the end.
Oct 16 2007 11:46PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
what a dumb joke. it never works!
Oct 16 2007 11:50PM
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spudz
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smoking weed while drinking, ceases drinking, for one way or another it just distracts all attention from drinking for those that are high, its weird. but think about it...
Oct 17 2007 12:06AM
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babysteeze84
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My 23rd birthday was pretty good, partied pretty hard... the time before that was in Austin, Texas.  So awesome - 6th Street, if any of you ever want a good time any night of the week, visit.  So I went to bar to bar to bar to bar to bar... I consumed more than I can remember with my anthro friends, I went to a conference all day, partied all night, anyway, so I'm drinking this GIGANTIC beer and I feel a little barfy, and I signal to my friend, and she's like, okay let's hit the bathroom, and then I'm holding it in, get to the bathroom, pull back my hair very neatly, and throw up once in the garbage can.  THEN I procede to take a towel and clean off my mouth and then go back out to finish the beer.  Get back to the hotel, all of the walking is a blur, laughing, friends, lights, a hell of a lot of music everywhere.  Once we get back I say, oh shit, I'm going to be reallllly sick guys.  Sit down outside, and start throwing up on the balcony patio part.  My boyfriend calls, drunk also, and he got so PISSED at me because my guy friend was looking after me and he answered my phone, to say I would call him back, because he called me a few times in a row.  Finally I have a minute to answer the phone, and tell him, I'm throwing up on a patio, I'll call you later.  My shining moment of the evening was feeling sick right before going into the hotel, grabbing the railing and throwing up over the second story balcony.  WORST HANG OVER OF MY LIFE.  I got in the shower that night and passed out in the tub.  Woke up freezing in luke-warm water.  Tried to drink some water, drank more water, couldn't pee and wanted to die, drank more water, finally could pee and definitely had alcohol poisening.  Going to the conference the next day... it was hell.  I think I've finally learned my lesson.
Oct 17 2007 3:35AM
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PacificRimJob
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Wow.. i dont recall it being that bad..
Oct 17 2007 3:39AM
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dammitmike
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i feel like not enough people in this thread have seen Eurotrip, and therefore dont fully get the title.

i've had my share of these moments. the worst was about a month ago for my 21st birthday. started drinking around 8pm, i remember looking at the clock at some point and seeing 11pm, next thing i know i wake up in a hospital bed with an IV in me and its 5:30am. my wristband said i was admitted at 2am, so i was officially 21 for 2 whole hours before being carried off in an ambulance. go me! when they released me around 9am they handed me a bag with everything that i came in with, pants, socks, boxers, drivers license, and thats it. no shirt, shoes, phone or wallet. friends and facebook pictures filled me in on what went on that night.
Oct 17 2007 4:03AM
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FartBoy05
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i would never use this phrase, ever
Oct 17 2007 11:44AM
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mozzy
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 60
I enjoy drinking.
I try to spread it out over a long period of time, since I"ve had enough of the pukage incidents to stop the binging.
Plus European beers are pretty strong in general, in large denominations, so my tolerance is pretty high right now.
Oct 17 2007 12:00PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
definitely in one of those moods right now.
Oct 17 2007 12:31PM
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eheath
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I think I find myself saying "yeah im not gonna drink tonight, had a rough night last night" and i end up drinking anyway.
Oct 17 2007 12:57PM
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danbrown
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I agree 100%
Oct 17 2007 1:50PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21

the next day always sucks...i got twisted as shit last night and feel like shit today...worthless

Oct 17 2007 2:31PM
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leckett1
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Maybe it's just me but I never get hangovers. I can drink myself shitless, sleep in puke, and wake up the next morning just a little sleepy
Oct 17 2007 2:49PM
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salomonskiier12
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i hate drinking cause of the puking...

Oct 17 2007 4:38PM
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t-roy
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you don't know how to drink then.
Oct 17 2007 6:09PM
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salomonskiier12
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whats that supposed to mean?

Oct 17 2007 10:05PM
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FUUUCK
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I drink fairly regularly, and i cant get get tanked to the point of puking and still remember almost everything and not be hung over the next day. but last night i drank the better half of a 26 of lambs and i seriously cannot remember an hour of the night, i have no recollection of the car ride home. Maybe i was unconscious... fuck i hate forgetting stuff
Oct 17 2007 11:29PM
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Valind
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HA, i thought that on Sunday morning.  I looked at my bar tab. WOW WTF, $270?  WTF did i drink.  Yup, my bar tab was $270 in one night
Oct 17 2007 11:40PM
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Crackaghan
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haha one time me and some friends drank in the basement of this video store (my friend works there)
and we were playing drinking games and shit and like i was packin in seagrams vodka (not that great) and while i was doing this i was almost laying down so i didnt feel anything and probably packed in 10 shots (mind i weighed 135 then) and 20 mintues later i pretty much blacked out, puked all over the basement, they had to carry me 3 blocks home and i punched a friend of mine.  although i didnt get a hangove

i didnt drink for a few weeks but the next time i did i felt soooo sick (then again i was packing down shots of jager hahah)
Oct 17 2007 11:44PM
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soulskier
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dont lie to yourself  
Oct 17 2007 11:57PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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haha word, nothing cures a hangover like an ice cold beer at 10 in the morning!
Oct 18 2007 12:23AM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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yeah the only time i have pucked was the first time i got drunk(like 4 years ago)but other then that i never do.enless i drink hard i feel like shit but i have learned.
Oct 18 2007 12:39AM
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Nico_G
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I said this in mexico for the whole week I was there but never really listened to myself
Oct 18 2007 1:27AM
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french_fry
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The only 3 times I've thrown up...well, I don't remember them. It happens on average once a year, so it's not too bad. Except for that one time in July when I threw 2 parties in a row and was working at 7am both days. The second night I passed out before anyone had already gone, and it was only when I came home that I noticed that I puked in my sleep all over my bed. Bad, bad stuff, glad I didn't choke.
Oct 18 2007 3:18AM
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EastSteez.
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same thing has happen to me..... but i drank again.
Oct 18 2007 6:37AM
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