Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Can you even get drunk off these??

profile picture
eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
Click for larger image



my mom thought they were soda so she bought me 2 packs for my dorm room (boarding school)


yes or no ?


otherwise im gona sell them to this kid
Apr 29 2006 6:47PM
0 0
profile picture
samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
do they contain alcohol?
Apr 29 2006 6:48PM
0 0
profile picture
ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
dude downing wine coolers earns respect
Apr 29 2006 6:48PM
0 0
profile picture
soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
if they have alchohol you can if you drink enough

and I have a question for you, i've been told that you can eat 12 hot dogs and get high off it, i think its BS, but not sure
Apr 29 2006 6:49PM
0 0
profile picture
ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
they are wine coolers, chug um and if you are lucky, u'll get crunk
Apr 29 2006 6:50PM
0 0
profile picture
ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
they are wine coolers, chug um and if you are lucky, u'll get crunk
Apr 29 2006 6:50PM
0 0
profile picture
7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
i know a few girls who could easly get drunk off thoes
Apr 29 2006 6:51PM
0 0
profile picture
eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
yea i tried last night but i puked after a couple cause it was too much liquid for my stomachh

they are 4% by vol
Apr 29 2006 6:51PM
0 0
profile picture
JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
isnt beer like 5or 6? Haha itll be like driking smirnoff ice. and dont do it in front of people, for your sake
Apr 29 2006 6:53PM
0 0
profile picture
SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
definitly not
Apr 29 2006 6:53PM
0 0
profile picture
eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
ok im gona give it a try i got nothing better to do
Apr 29 2006 6:55PM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
if you puked after a couple of them then youll probably get hammered off like 5, but do the math yourself, its 4% alchohol, most beer is around 6%, so each one of those is about 2/3 of a beer, its not too tough
Apr 29 2006 7:02PM
0 0
profile picture
skimrg
Posts: 253 - Karma: 10
do it!!!
Apr 29 2006 7:23PM
0 0
profile picture
eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i finshed 4... im just really buzzed


gona have another one or 2
Apr 29 2006 8:24PM
0 0
profile picture
eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i have come to the comclusion that wine coolers are FUCKNG GAY


6 full 17oz bottles of tha shiat and im not even drunk
Apr 29 2006 9:38PM
0 0
profile picture
J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
plus you look like a pussy if you drink them
Apr 29 2006 9:41PM
0 0
profile picture
sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
haha word
Apr 29 2006 10:03PM
0 0
profile picture
mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
you're drinking them too slow lol.
Apr 29 2006 10:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
hahaha i hate green apple
Apr 29 2006 10:11PM
0 0
profile picture
mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
for sure, bong those suckers
Apr 29 2006 11:32PM
0 0
profile picture
skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
u could get tipsy off of two
Apr 30 2006 12:00AM
0 0
profile picture
tBenz
Posts: 900 - Karma: 11
wine coolers haha.

nuff said
Apr 30 2006 12:04AM
0 0
profile picture
Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
thats when you get a big 60 oz. of captain morgan, and just down like all of it.. or as much as you think you'll need
Apr 30 2006 12:14AM
0 0
profile picture
sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
prob not but id still drink them they seem like they would tase like a smirnoff, but not as hard.
Apr 30 2006 12:16AM
0 0
profile picture
GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
tell your mom you love the soda she bought you, and get her to send you like 5 packs.
Apr 30 2006 12:50AM
0 0
profile picture
skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
haha yes
Apr 30 2006 12:53AM
0 0
profile picture
skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
how old r u ne way
Apr 30 2006 12:54AM
0 0
profile picture
snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
arent those like 0.5%?
Apr 30 2006 12:55AM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
no, beer is about 5% and 12ozs. Each one of those is probably the same as 1 beer since they're 4 percent and 17 ounces. I think you said they were 17 ounces.
Apr 30 2006 1:09AM
0 0
profile picture
P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
haha, what the fuck. Thats funny as hell you tried to get drunk off wine coolers.

Sometimes alcohol can be delecious and you're just suppose to enjoy the beverage, instead of trying to down mass amounts of liquid to get retarded.
Apr 30 2006 2:46AM
0 0
profile picture
ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
man i duno how old you are but heres what you do, take those things and tell some stupid girls that there really good strong liquor, sell them the wine coolers and go get some real booz
Apr 30 2006 3:17AM
0 0
profile picture
prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
i can get drunk on gin
Apr 30 2006 3:48AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
^haha who can't, that shit goes down real easy
Apr 30 2006 4:43AM
0 0
profile picture
hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
smify ice is like 8% or w/e
Apr 30 2006 8:40AM
0 0
profile picture
hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
oh & for the record, andrew moschou of lockleys, south australia, got shitfaced off 3 beers. he is officially the worlds worst cadbury chick!
Apr 30 2006 8:44AM
0 0
profile picture
SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
wine coolers contain alcohol, but it has so little that it doesnt list a % amount on the bottle
Apr 30 2006 9:43AM
0 0
profile picture
ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
haha youre gonna get sugar high before you get drunk..
Apr 30 2006 10:18AM
0 0
profile picture
BeerGoggles
Posts: 712 - Karma: 11
So...you're gonna put something in your mouth that says BJ on the label....Id say you should get drunk beforehand
Apr 30 2006 3:44PM
0 0
profile picture
rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
sell them man.. i bet at boarding school you could make mad money off them
Apr 30 2006 3:48PM
0 0
profile picture
freestyler540
Posts: 13084 - Karma: 18,731
put vodka in it
Apr 30 2006 4:00PM
0 0
profile picture
oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
i'm pretty sure if he had vodka he wouldn't be trying to get drunk off of those
Apr 30 2006 4:05PM
0 0
profile picture
*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
you are one smart cookie arent you jake.
Apr 30 2006 4:06PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
Victorians would drink you fellas under the table, but I reckon North Queenslanders would beat the entirety of Australia single-handedly
May 1 2006 4:28AM
0 0
profile picture
whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
you better hide those, people are going to start questioning your sexual orientation.
May 1 2006 5:56AM
0 0
profile picture
ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
holy heartburn pukefest.
May 1 2006 6:58AM
0 0
profile picture
japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
isecond that,if you are gonna drink that,atleast pour it in a diff. glass
May 1 2006 6:59AM
0 0
profile picture
d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha too much liquid? what are you talking about, most light beers are like 4.5-5.5% and I can pound 5 in an hour and be fine.
May 1 2006 7:29AM
0 0
profile picture
japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
ithink he meant he was full,not the alcohol content. But still you must have a tiny stomach causei can take down about 6 16oz drinks in a hour to two hours and be fine and not full at all, and that is after a large dinner
May 1 2006 7:36AM
0 0
profile picture
d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah I know he was full... but it seemed like he was wining he had to drink so much cuz it was only 4%. and I can usually drink 5 12oz and not have to pee.
May 1 2006 7:41AM
0 0
profile picture
BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
ya man dont even bother just get yourself something good
May 1 2006 7:57AM
0 0
profile picture
InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
wine coolers have more alcohol than beer, but that looks like a 4 pack so you better be small or a light weight
May 1 2006 8:30AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)