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I am getting fat :(

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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Well I am putting on some pounds after getting out of college sports and lack of any motivations. So I though what is NS best for? Telling people how worthless they are.

So to inspire me please post any hurtfull insane comments that will hopefully modivate me to go work out.

I will print them off and put them on my bathroom so I will see them in the mourning and go get my fat ass into gear.

Go for it!
Apr 27 2006 9:20PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Go lose some weight. And take a shower too
Apr 28 2006 12:37PM
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SN0WBOARDER
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 11
dude your fat and you will go to hell unless you loose weight. i promise
Apr 28 2006 12:43PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
thats not encouraging him to get out and do a litte running


so fatty go tie your shoes and burn off a cheeseburger and fries
Apr 28 2006 1:10PM
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Petecanski
Posts: 941 - Karma: 7
Get your dorito whoring ass to the goddam gym. Otherwise your kentucky fried ass will never touch a vagina again. You lackluster, shitbag, poor excuse for a human.
Apr 28 2006 1:18PM
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HAM*
Posts: 5127 - Karma: 24
you are such a worthless fat piece of shit, get off your fat ass. Its absolutely rediculous how sad you are. you serve no point on this earth and may god have mercy on your fat soul.
Apr 28 2006 1:44PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
Realize that girls don't go for 'jolly' guys all that often. and if you have a girlfriend, she's noticing you're going fat and is looking at other guys.
Apr 28 2006 4:39PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
hahaha i have this terrible feeling that i will end up marrying some really funny fat guy who works for construction or something.
Apr 28 2006 4:44PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
just drink a slimfast shake. or take a bunch of shits.. that will do it. like 5 a day
Apr 28 2006 4:54PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
If you're reaching the point where you can't see your feet or dick without sucking in, you'd better get into gear.

you don't want to be that old man on the beach with the big gut and skinny legs do you??

And Oh, swimming with a t-shirt on is not cool.
Apr 28 2006 4:58PM
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T*Ski
Posts: 759 - Karma: 33
fat fat fatty fattymcfatfat fatty fatty

fattyMcFattFatt mr fatty
Apr 28 2006 5:03PM
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[lineskier]820
Posts: 923 - Karma: 11
if yourm fat then your related and compared to kristy alley, and if your related and compared to kristy alley then your a fat ass nostril fucking scientologist, so you see because you are fat your a fat ass nostril fucking scientologist, the end
Apr 28 2006 5:22PM
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Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
y dont u eat some cupcakes fatty! join wieght training and lift and get buff
Apr 28 2006 5:22PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
1-800-oprah
Apr 28 2006 5:38PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
i hate you andy
Apr 28 2006 6:51PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
uh, just so you know, bitches tend to prefer eating meat, not jelly and grease, you fat tub of lard.
Apr 28 2006 6:59PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
hahahahahaha
yeah, that and go running
Apr 28 2006 9:49PM
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PatTheRider
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
No count fat ass, go to the gym and stop squilling from your box for more food!
Apr 28 2006 10:18PM
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ag.
Posts: 694 - Karma: 18
dont sweat it
Apr 28 2006 10:43PM
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ag.
Posts: 694 - Karma: 18
get it?
Apr 28 2006 10:43PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
richard simmons makes me want to end my own life, cause i cant stand being in a world with a guy like that... what a fag
Apr 28 2006 10:51PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
you watch what you say..you....you....SILLY!
Apr 28 2006 11:08PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
ill pm you every single day for the rest of your life calling you bhill. you should really consider losing some weight now my friend.
Apr 28 2006 11:25PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
bahahahahahha.
lose that damn weight man, or feel the ultimate pain
Apr 28 2006 11:26PM
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e.will
Posts: 1981 - Karma: 967
this is what i dont understand, as a fat kid.
Everyone knows your fat. YOu know your fat.

Why is it an insult when people call me fat? i already knew that...
Apr 28 2006 11:38PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
that would make me not exercise
Apr 28 2006 11:40PM
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