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I am getting fat :(

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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Well I am putting on some pounds after getting out of college sports and lack of any motivations. So I though what is NS best for? Telling people how worthless they are.

So to inspire me please post any hurtfull insane comments that will hopefully modivate me to go work out.

I will print them off and put them on my bathroom so I will see them in the mourning and go get my fat ass into gear.

Go for it!
Apr 27 2006 9:20PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
fatties are fat you fat fuck
Apr 27 2006 9:21PM
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strato144
Posts: 869 - Karma: 10
yeah college is a destruction path haha.. drinkin beer almost every night and workin out 1 or 2 times a week doesnt add u
Apr 27 2006 9:21PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
So then I decided that if I was to have my hand cut off and replaced by a candle, I would definitley choose cinnamon apple.
Apr 27 2006 9:22PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
go for a jog, fatass.
Apr 27 2006 9:22PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
join wieght watchers, fat ass!

just because you asked for it
Apr 27 2006 9:22PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
let me cut off your rolls with a buck knife
Apr 27 2006 9:23PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
you are worthless. you are the very epitomie of what is wrong with america. you are lazy, fat, out of shape and you should be ashamed of yourself.Take a long look in the mirror at your jiggling bitch tits and quaking cellulite, and realize who useless you really are.


hows that?
Apr 27 2006 9:23PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
your fat. go die
Apr 27 2006 9:27PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Feel any better?
Apr 27 2006 9:28PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
go jump off a building fatty
Apr 27 2006 9:28PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
do the truffle shuffle bitch.
Apr 27 2006 9:29PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
workout instead of feeling sorry for you fat ass.
Apr 27 2006 9:30PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
This is great exactally what I need.

I am probably going to have lasting emotional scars but at least ill be in shape.
Apr 27 2006 9:30PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
hey yo fatty
go eat a krabby patty
or maybe a chicken patty
or maybe a turkey/chicken patty
or maybe all of them
you fatty
your name is matty
you look like my kitty catty
he is a fatty
my name is edvert aka elmo
i like the color yellow
even though im red
i am emo and feeling very mellow
i like to get head
but i dont get head
but still i like to get head aynway
but still
youre a fatty
go eat a krabby patty

OWNED BY ELMO!
Apr 27 2006 9:33PM
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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,776
www.richardsimmons.com
Apr 27 2006 9:34PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
eat then puke.
Apr 27 2006 9:37PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Apr 27 2006 9:38PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
if you stop running i'll have sex with your roll's
Apr 27 2006 9:38PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
you are fat lazy ass mother fucker that needs to get off NS all day and start working out and losing some weight BITCH
Apr 27 2006 9:39PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
i bent over yesterday and teh button poped off my pants, they were old pants though, and kinda small, but it made me sad, so i didn't eat lunch today
Apr 27 2006 9:39PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
hahah yeah that happened to me once, really old pants too, you just feel like a fat shit no matter what if your button falls off
Apr 27 2006 9:47PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
yea i just got mono and i cant lift and i feel like shit i hate it i wanna feel big again haha
Apr 27 2006 9:47PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
hahahaha you fat bitch
Apr 27 2006 9:50PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
FATTY FATTY FAT FAT FAT FAT FATTY F-F-F-F-F-FATTTTTT FATTY FAT FA-ATTY. NO FRIENDS FAT ASS FATTY FATTY FAT
Apr 27 2006 9:51PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
remember, u matter
Apr 27 2006 9:52PM
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Someone614
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
my best friend used to be fat and he thanks god every day that people made fun of him because it humiliated him into losing weight.
Apr 27 2006 10:07PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
i found out you need both your arms to do a lot of things... so since ones gimped... i do nothing, adn while im at it, beer and hot fudge and sandwiches and cereal and all that shit aer very enjoyable... but when i can do stuff again, rest assured i will. YOU, thoguh, you CAN do stuff and youre just a bitch. if i wasnt such a gimp id hit you... or get you a beer or 3 so i wouldnt be drinking alone again. i mean really, who needs a reason to drink? its wedsnday, i think ill get drunk. its breakfast, i think ill have a beer. schools over. im bored. peace out.
Apr 27 2006 10:13PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
fat people fucking suck
Apr 27 2006 10:16PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
noone wants to hang around a smelly fatty.
Apr 27 2006 10:17PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
exactly, like, i put them on in the morning and the legs were kinda short so i pulled them down a bunch so they were around my enormous ass which i guess put a bunch of strain on the button
Apr 27 2006 10:23PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
ok, tape or attach a stick on your back and hang a twinkie with some string, thats all you need to do to lose weight
Apr 27 2006 10:29PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
haha, im gonna turn you into poo
Apr 27 2006 10:30PM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 14
i am the fat man strangler. plan on being strangled upon my finding you.
Apr 27 2006 10:33PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
1-800-99JENNY,this is a helpline open 24-7 just for u!Good Luck!
Apr 27 2006 10:33PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
and if your really emotionally scared, you could phone the kids help line
Apr 27 2006 10:47PM
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ppcrider
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
just workout out more and the weight will disaapear
Apr 27 2006 10:51PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
fat people get ugly, fat bitches
Apr 27 2006 11:07PM
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TheKASSEROLE
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
You aren't my ex girlfriend in disguise?
Apr 28 2006 12:34AM
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tBenz
Posts: 900 - Karma: 11
go do something to get rid of that pregnant stomach look
Apr 28 2006 12:45AM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
cut your calorie intake to about 1000 per day... then exercise vigorously... i'm talkin ride a bike 20 miles a day, then do 100 push ups, and 200 sit ups. do that for a couple weeks... i'll gaurantee you lose at least 10 pounds.
Apr 28 2006 1:09AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i need to put on weight. i wish i could be forcefed food like briana banks gets forcefed the cock.
Apr 28 2006 1:34AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
fat girls give the best head because they're hungry.
Apr 28 2006 2:21AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
have a mod ban you and hook up an electroonic scale to your compute that wont let you back on NS until you've lost at least 10 pounds, thats good motivation, i would think so anyway
Apr 28 2006 7:50AM
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BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
you fat fuck
Apr 28 2006 8:00AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
go eat some more mcdonalds fatty mc chicken
Apr 28 2006 8:38AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
if your getting fat change your name to bhill
Apr 28 2006 8:46AM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
YOU FAT BITCH GO WORKOUT
Apr 28 2006 9:50AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
you are fat
Apr 28 2006 10:40AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
HAHAHAH owned
Apr 28 2006 11:11AM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
there is nothing wrong with being fat. society places to much importance on being thin...
Apr 28 2006 11:45AM
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