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nyone fool around on the chairlift, I do it all the time. Jumping off with 180s, follwing the chair around and jumping and hanging of of it, not getting off period until the chair swings around, and chicken, whoever jumps off first loses
my friends and i yell to people stopped under the lift the fun line from Dumb ans Dumber... "Excuse me, are your skis" The person replies "yes." We say "both of them?" the person says "Yes." We say "Coooool." it's really fun for some reason
i didn't make this up, but me a bunch of kids yell things at people skiing down like, "ROCK< ROCK WATCH OUT FOR THE ROCK!!!" sometimes they swerve and its funny. or other times we yell, "you dropped your pocket!!!" and obviously yoi can't drop your pocket, so they start to hike up and then realize they got tricked and then keep skiing.
it's kinda fun using your poles as javelins and trying to stick them into the ground. you gotta make sure to do it near the top though so you don't lose your poles
call out to gapers and tell them they dropped their wallet. some actually stop and walk up the hill looking for it. i once had an asian dude looking for 20 mins
-Flip your feet over the back of the chair and look at the ground
-Get up on top of the chair with your skis on
-Hang from the bar across the top of the chair
-Flip around on your knees and have your friend wax your skis
take shits on the seat and leave it for the next person (easiest to do in a gondola) i call it a little brown messenger telling the next person to enjoy their ride
oh man my mountains lifts sucks, but the lifties are cool so we always get snow and throw it at people on the lifts, its so fucking funny, especially when you throw it at the stupid idots that are in their fifties and they suck at skiing
i was going up a t bar switch onces and it was near the steeper part of the hill and the string or whatever holds it up broke and i ate shit and started stumbling down the hill,good thing i didnt hit anybody.probally looked pretty funny though
oh...your a dick, you think your all that behind your laptop screen, your a pussy on the hill,. you wont even hit stuff inbounds mu8ch less anything remoteklt unnallowed
T bar tricks switch pushing friends skis off etc... And jumping of chairlifts. But when u are with a stranger just hold the safety barior very long till the last sec. Most ppl get pretty scared and freak out
ok so my friend caught his tips on the unload ramp on purpose, well little did he know it would rip him off the chair face first, he broke his nose when he hit. i laughed so hard. it was funny as hell.
hahah yeah i do that too...love that movie. but after u say cool and they start leaving, you say "excuse me, your spraying everywhere" lol its hella funny. also piling snow onto ur skis before u get on the chair then making it into snowballs and throwing it at peeps is fun lol
i like to take a pole, and flip it around. get the strap around your ski, and let them dangle. then, you get um spinnin round the ski. its really fun, until your pole flies off the tip and ends up in some rediculously hard to reach place.