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Lanemeyers
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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating? I had bean burritos for lunch and it feels like Bruce Lee is fighting in my netherlands.....

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Mar 5 2003 6:13PM
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Pipe_Munky
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i think they do something like that! the pain is really brutal!



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Mar 5 2003 6:18PM
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The protein in the beans hits the strong acid in your stomach and forms poisonous hydrogen sulphide gas. Stay away from open flames.
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Mar 5 2003 6:21PM
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What_A_Wookie
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ka-boom
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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Mar 5 2003 7:02PM
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Scotchy
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me and your mom like to put our KY anal lube to use in taco bell washrooms
Mar 5 2003 7:12PM
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bigskia
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nice analogy whoever started this


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


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Mar 5 2003 7:34PM
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Phrosty
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you fucking pussy just take some peptolbismol


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Mar 5 2003 8:49PM
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Caden
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sounds like they hid some dick in phrosty's taco bell... oh... they didnt hide it? then why'd you eat it? oh ya.....




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Mar 5 2003 9:12PM
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bigskia
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word caden. that was classic


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


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Mar 5 2003 9:13PM
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Phrosty
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better the atic then the basement.


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Mar 5 2003 9:47PM
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nkmo.
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I don't get the point of making fun of Phrosty. He always ends up burning whoever dissed him in the beginning.


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Mar 5 2003 9:52PM
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Phrosty
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they think they can touch my level, but they can hardly even see it.


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Mar 5 2003 9:55PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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taco bell bought the liberty bell

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Mar 5 2003 10:00PM
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Phrosty
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no they didn't thats a flat out lie.


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Mar 5 2003 10:03PM
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Ds91260
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yea phrostys untouchable, i want to touch him soo bad.....please phrosty please.....
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Mar 6 2003 1:03AM
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What_A_Wookie
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Is there a phrosty fan club yet?
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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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Mar 6 2003 7:52AM
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3ski6guy0
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im sure he'll start one soon

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Mar 6 2003 10:50AM
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MadTrixter
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it's not ninjas, it's mini freestyle skiiers. remember their association with armada?


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Mar 6 2003 1:44PM
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lineskier10
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yeah gorditas screw me up pretty bad
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Mar 6 2003 3:19PM
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seward
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why you ask?
well let me tell you
taco bell is one of many fast food restaurants that serve nothing but hearth high quality grade E beef.

yes that is the loswet quality beef ever made.

infact its not even beef, it is a powder that they mix with water and let sit in a vate all night to form into what is called 'beef'.

infact this beef is so bad for the human digestive system that it has been banned from many canadian cities.

this would be why you shit your brains out in like 10 mins of eating there.

no ningas, no magic tricks, just good ol grade E beef.


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