Replying to Nick Lachey: A whiny bitch.

Rantish here, just saw some shit on MTV...

Well wow, here is a man, Nick Lachey. You've had a pretty successful life, right? Well you first were in a boy band (N*sync or Backstreet boys, w/e). Cool, made alot of money off of that, and about a million 13-15 year old girls fell in love with you. Congrats.

Oh wow, then you met one of the 13-15 year olds (well the mentality of one) Jessica Simpson!!!! WHOOOO JACKPOT, so what if shes stupid right?? Hell yeah fuck her in the ass every night!!!! Mad props for fucking her, but thats about all i can give you props for, because yeah shes stupid. Wow, the one day YOU BREAK UP!!! :'(!! You cry and get depressed, too bad....


Soooo now, you're bitching. You made an album. Cool, thats always a good acomplishment. But wait, Its called "whats left of me". Wow, you were married for 2 years to a dumb bitch who prob didnt even know you were married!!!!!!! So now you're bitching, EMO. So now you make a fucking show on MTV. How much did you pay them to do this?!?! Or how much did they pay you?!?! its making you look like a fucking shit head!!!!!

So now you have a show, "Nick Lachey: Whats left of me" cool dude, you're showing how much you hate your life and how sad you are to MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!! Nice work dude...

Now you say, your FINALLY gettin over this dumb bitch. You say the first step is this album. I think your steps should be this buddy:
1. Go cry, you bitch.
2. Turn gay, gay guys are nice.
3. Go whine to someone who cares, aka no one, go cry to your teddy bear.
4. Get therapy
5. If 1-4 doesnt work, kill yourself and make everyone else happy.


Follow 1-4 and repeat 5 ten times and you should be good. Last words i have for you Nick, you life, pretty successful, with this album, all the emo little bitchs and teenage girls will spend there parents money on you, and you will become more richer. But you've lost all my respect for you boning jessica, because you are a whining bitch, thank you.