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Nick Lachey: A whiny bitch.

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john7elway
Posts: 419 - Karma: 248
Rantish here, just saw some shit on MTV...

Well wow, here is a man, Nick Lachey. You've had a pretty successful life, right? Well you first were in a boy band (N*sync or Backstreet boys, w/e). Cool, made alot of money off of that, and about a million 13-15 year old girls fell in love with you. Congrats.

Oh wow, then you met one of the 13-15 year olds (well the mentality of one) Jessica Simpson!!!! WHOOOO JACKPOT, so what if shes stupid right?? Hell yeah fuck her in the ass every night!!!! Mad props for fucking her, but thats about all i can give you props for, because yeah shes stupid. Wow, the one day YOU BREAK UP!!! :'(!! You cry and get depressed, too bad....


Soooo now, you're bitching. You made an album. Cool, thats always a good acomplishment. But wait, Its called "whats left of me". Wow, you were married for 2 years to a dumb bitch who prob didnt even know you were married!!!!!!! So now you're bitching, EMO. So now you make a fucking show on MTV. How much did you pay them to do this?!?! Or how much did they pay you?!?! its making you look like a fucking shit head!!!!!

So now you have a show, "Nick Lachey: Whats left of me" cool dude, you're showing how much you hate your life and how sad you are to MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!! Nice work dude...

Now you say, your FINALLY gettin over this dumb bitch. You say the first step is this album. I think your steps should be this buddy:
1. Go cry, you bitch.
2. Turn gay, gay guys are nice.
3. Go whine to someone who cares, aka no one, go cry to your teddy bear.
4. Get therapy
5. If 1-4 doesnt work, kill yourself and make everyone else happy.


Follow 1-4 and repeat 5 ten times and you should be good. Last words i have for you Nick, you life, pretty successful, with this album, all the emo little bitchs and teenage girls will spend there parents money on you, and you will become more richer. But you've lost all my respect for you boning jessica, because you are a whining bitch, thank you.
Apr 26 2006 11:28PM
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SethMorrison
Posts: 194 - Karma: 10
who cares
Apr 26 2006 11:31PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
98 Degrees, dick.
Apr 26 2006 11:31PM
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john7elway
Posts: 419 - Karma: 248
Oh shit i knew that too... FUCK NICK LACHEY!
Apr 26 2006 11:33PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
emo kids listen to nick lachey?
are you sure about that?
Apr 26 2006 11:33PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Clearly people care if there's a tv show that is watched by people.
And clearly noone cares about your opinion if there's no replies.
Apr 26 2006 11:35PM
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Freestyla_01
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Oh it's only like 10 minutes old.
Well still.
Apr 26 2006 11:35PM
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john7elway
Posts: 419 - Karma: 248
Not hard core emos, but his music is def border line EMO
Apr 26 2006 11:38PM
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.nafus.
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^no its shitty pop music... why does it have to turn into an emo argument everytime anyone mentions emo. whatever nick lachey is not emo
Apr 26 2006 11:57PM
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.nafus.
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^ i cant believe i jsut defended nick lachey. fuck
Apr 26 2006 11:57PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
dear god your gay too!
Apr 27 2006 12:01AM
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Calb3rt
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when i saw that show was on i laughed and remembered about whats his face from o-town that was doing the same thing but he has a baby too so that makes it worse. they are both little ex boy band bitches
Apr 27 2006 12:01AM
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.nafus.
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 10
i would like to retract any statements i have made on this thread previously. nick lachey is indeed a whiny little bitch. the end.

p.s. im not gay
Apr 27 2006 12:11AM
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john7elway
Posts: 419 - Karma: 248
THANK YOU!!!!!!!
Apr 27 2006 1:31AM
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dammitmike
Posts: 2530 - Karma: 24
thats what happens when you let mtv make a tv series about your newly married life. but man what an idiot jessica simpson might be annoying and dumb as hell but DAMN shes fine.
Apr 27 2006 2:30AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i'd complain if jessica simpson divorced me.
Apr 27 2006 6:37AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
It would be uninteresting if he were to just go about his life and find some other stupid blonde to fuck every night. He makes cold hard cash off of being emo.
Apr 27 2006 8:52AM
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d-loc
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take half her money
Apr 27 2006 9:03AM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
in my opinion, you are the bitch. Not nick. Pretty sure he could kick your ass and hes famous. Nija, see the door. or in the case the X in the right corner? use it and do us a favour

thanks
Apr 27 2006 9:03AM
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LOVEPOW
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jessica is pretty hot
Apr 27 2006 9:44AM
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