This is by far the funniest thread I've ever read, hahhahhahhaha. I can't stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEsktRiCXo&search=Bas%20Rutten%20Fight%20Self-Defence%20MMA%20UFC
Here are some comments to look for.
And looky looky what we got here......smack his face, smack his face...
creat distance, n grab a chairrrrrr.....
you gonna bounce his head 10 times or somethin...dontch you EVERRRRR do DISSSSSSS
"NEVER look away from you opponent: look sir I don't want anything of this.. wham, then I slit your throat."
DONT UNDERESTIMATE KICK TO THE GROIN!
"someone is telling me that about my wife. sorry sir, but i'm gonna break your leg"