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"The Jeffrey Kiesel Khronikles : The After Season"
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INTRODUCTION
Hello Im author Matthew Phillip Jay Milewski III, and Im here to introduce to you a story of such sorrow and such glee in times of peril that it is know to blow minds....literally. The story of a man, a man know as Jeff Kiesel to many and JKSL to more. This is the story of his adventures and a journey into his domain in the heart of Waterville Valley, New Hampshire. This booming ski tourist town is always busy and full of life in the winter, but when the snow has been melted down to the last oily snow gun flake it turns into a desolate ski ghost town with a population of 2.....Jeff Kiesel and a Moose.
Chapter One
The Beggining of the End
The Date is April 9th at approximately 5:00 Jeffrey is making his final trip home for the season from Waterville Valley. The long months without snow ahead do not bother him while he drives home, in his Audi, listening to the Latest Rap CD he has recently purchased. After throwing up gang signs to passing chipmunks and other forrest wildlife his short drive to his condo is over. He starts to feel the silence closing in on him as he turns off his automobile. He shakes the errie quiet and enters his prison for the next 6 months. Kicking off his shoes he grabs a box of Cheesenips and settles down in front of the nice warm laptop. He quickly logs onto newschoolers.com to p3wn some n00bs while listening to "Before I Go" by Yani on his itunes playlist. After about an Hour or two its time for Jeffrey to get some nourishment, But his mom hasnt been home so there is no food to be eaten! In a slight panic because He just finished his last "pop snacking box" of Cheesenips he galopes upstairs into the kitchen. No cookies, no chips, no more easter candy! It seems like Jeffrey might be in over his head.Without any food , let alone civilzation , for miles around how will Jeffrey Coap? Tune in Tommorow of the Riveting conclusion of this chapter of "The Jeffrey Kiesel Khronikles : The After Season"!
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its about time we start shopping this script around in hollywood. hell, if theyll make snakes on a plane theyll make this.
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JEA. Good to hear jeff is alive. and his mom called him a faggot
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NO EASTER CANDY LEFT!?!?! OMG! maybe thats because easter hadnt happened yet since this chaper took place on april 9th and easter was on the 16th?
still a very captivating story filled with suspense, horror, and drama!
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oh my god I was so scared for young Jeffery that I yelled JEFF I HAVE FOOD I"LL BE THERE SOON... but then I realized it was only a story and calmed down.
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OMG, who is the mysterious individual that called him a fag, i must know NOW.
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oh god that story was amazing
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their is true excitement running through my body
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well said. shut up henrick, the story was impressive.
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the spelling error adds more drama to the incident
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Wow it just keeps getting better and better
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BHAHAHAHHAAHAAH I LOVE THIS!!!!! it is perfect. basically..the best thing ive read all day. no..all school year. keep em comin MSKI!!1 bhahahaha
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hahah i remember this thread, mski we want more kiesel
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haha, i actually laughed out loud at some parts. good job
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mski? got anymore to add to the story?
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add more
yup.and u can even include some of your new and latest adventasss ya know...
really spice that shit up..
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I got more for you:
Jeff Kiesel moved to utah. There he decided he too wanted have multiple girls at once, so he joined the Church of later Day Saints, run by THE only man creepier then Jeff in the world...
After joining Jeff quickly asscended the ranks to the point that he was leading sermons, but he felt that dispite owning 4 wives who were all very sexy and very female (surprisinigly) and very real (even more surprisingly). one night after whacking off for hours in front of a 6 kink, Jeff realized what it was that was missing in his life. IT was the love of his life, a girl he'd met one summer at a summer camp.... Her name was......
to be continued.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt
cant leave me hanging like that
haha so hes a morman now?? yeahhh utahhhh!! woot HEY JEFF....YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhgettin the ladies. i knew you'd come around. im gonna throw u a mad party. with mad booty spankin ladies.
UHHHHHHHHHHh
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ah hahahaha oh patrick you crazy son of a noog!
Lets see...
We'll as we all have come to hear Mr. Jeffrey Kiesel has departed from the icy east and its non existant snow to the haven that is also mormon headquarters....UTAH. Now i cognize that its not easy to comprehend how much effort it took wee Jeffrey to make such an excursion westward. My first thought was does Jeffrey know what a plane is or what it does...or what it looks like? I mean if he cannot strap it to his feet or put it in his mouth than what does it mean to Jeffrey? Anywho, he has made his inhabitance in Utah quite verbally known and is currently hibernating till a decent snow cover can withstand his mighty paws. The trek across the US nation was no easy feat...here let me explain....
Chapter 3
Utah or Bust!
As the massive municipal of towers and run ways came into view, Jeffrey munched on delightful balls of artifical cheese in the back seat as they arrived into the baggage claim area. As the attendants attended to Jeffrey's baggage, He sat content with himself watching them go back and forth with a slew of his luggage thinking, "What Nubs! They have Jobs!" He was reminded then of his summer working at a quaint store neseled into the forests of NH. Serving tea and small sugary delectibles to inobtrusive bikers with gangly beards. His mother shook him back to reality when the airport employees were propt against the pillars of the airport gasping for air when finished moving the unsightly sacks of Jeffreys content. They wondered what could possibly be in the confinds of those fabric houses! But before the could ask only a cheesy set of remains were left in the place where Jeffrey stood. Jeffrey had set foot into the building and started his conquest westward.
Tune in again to find out what happens when confronted with ...the airport!
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oh boy
i hope the terrorists don't eat him!
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hot damn! epic shit mski!
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pshh...ambitious.psshh.
teehee sAWeet chronicles. i love.
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I could've sworn Jeffery drove his mother's (now his) Audi wagon across the country..... I am very curious about what he was doing at an airport Mr. Mski. Maybe picking up a wife to be?
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