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Sick Pickup Lines?

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The_Wasp
Posts: 408 - Karma: 11
Was your daddy a baker? cuz u got some fine buns!



-- give me your best ones
Apr 25 2006 6:37PM
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finch7789
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
hahahaha
Apr 25 2006 6:38PM
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RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
Guy to girl: hey wanna go get some pizza and screw?

Girl to guy: Ewww, thats gross

Guy To Girl: What you dont like pizza?
Apr 25 2006 6:39PM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 868
do u have any raisons
how about a date
the pickup line doesnt matter anyways
its the feelings that count
mine are like a rock
you cant break them
Apr 25 2006 6:41PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
i dont use pick up lines
i can just make direct i contact and then they cant resist me
Apr 25 2006 6:41PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
yea i seduce with my eyes
Apr 25 2006 6:42PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
if you were a booger id pick you first!
Apr 25 2006 6:42PM
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deleteme
Posts: 78 - Karma: 10
haha, heres one from my friend lane: if you were a mcdonalds burger you'd be a mcbeautiful....
Apr 25 2006 6:48PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Do you work at Subway?
Because your giving me a footlong!
Apr 25 2006 6:50PM
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90iwish
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
ahaha
Apr 25 2006 6:52PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
all chuck norris needs to say is "now"

but your probably not chuck norris so thtis is what you should say.
"youre taking me to the lumber yard right?"
"Why?"
"because your givin me wood."
Apr 25 2006 6:52PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
this thread is kind of....... GAYYYY
Apr 25 2006 6:53PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
brad u wish

heres one lol brad u will laugh (we try to pick up our friends sister who is 12 year old dont worry we are 15)

do you have space pants, because your ass is out of this world
Apr 25 2006 6:53PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
okay guys, i got one, you're really hot, let's go back to my house and have sex
Apr 25 2006 6:53PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
are you an angel?

.....ive got nothing lets just hump like rabbits
Apr 25 2006 6:55PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Nice shoes wanna fuck?
Apr 25 2006 6:56PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
ive got gonorrea

you want some of this?
Apr 25 2006 7:01PM
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90iwish
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
Wanna go back to my place and play army?
I can be the soilder and you can blow the hell outa me
Apr 25 2006 7:01PM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
nice legs, what time do they open??
Apr 25 2006 7:06PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?
Apr 25 2006 7:21PM
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S-Titterington
Posts: 578 - Karma: 1,323
do you work at ups cuz youve been stairing at my package.

hey you wear pants i wear pants we have something in common lets fuck.

i dont want to have sex with you i just want to see if it fits.
Apr 25 2006 7:33PM
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abbey
Posts: 45 - Karma: 78
hahahaha.
Apr 25 2006 8:58PM
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Poormansvault
Posts: 427 - Karma: 10
Are your parents retarded or something, because you are really special.
Apr 25 2006 9:10PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
-my dick died. can I bury it in your ass?
-that shirt is very becoming on you. But it I were on you, I'd be cuming too.
-If we were squirrels, I'd hide my nuts in your hole.
Apr 25 2006 9:13PM
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milkdud951
Posts: 960 - Karma: 21
lets mate
Apr 25 2006 9:56PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
maybe we could go back to my place and you could search my bar
Apr 25 2006 10:01PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
ahhh what a fucker, i knew steve didn't come up with that one on his own.. damnit haha the fine buns one made me laugh though.
Apr 25 2006 10:04PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
haha yeah.
Apr 25 2006 10:17PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
that's the only 1 that could work...
Apr 25 2006 10:20PM
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Leckett
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you'll do
Apr 25 2006 10:22PM
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T-Nels
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
*lick your finger and rub it on your shirt*
now lets get you out of those wet clothes.
Apr 25 2006 11:21PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
I'll give you one that WON'T work...

"WHOA! Check out those nice titties."

one that would at least be kind of cute...

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk back by again?"
Apr 26 2006 5:04AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Most of these are gold, here's one I stole

"I'll grind your box if you lipslide my rail"

Or something something, I don't know
Apr 26 2006 7:39AM
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TRIppEN
Posts: 1603 - Karma: 18
did it hurt?
falling from the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down
Apr 26 2006 8:48AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
are your feet tired? cause youve been running through my mind all day
Apr 26 2006 10:02AM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Is it hot in here, or did I just vomit in my shoes?
Apr 26 2006 10:14AM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
Bwahahahaha, I love it.
Apr 26 2006 1:32PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
Is your dad a farmer?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock



Baby your legs are like peanut butter...

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread



I might not be Fred Flinstone

But i can certainly make your bedrock
Apr 26 2006 1:49PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
the funny thing is, the girl im with's dad is a baker.
Apr 26 2006 1:57PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
thats mine bitch
Apr 26 2006 2:10PM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
there are a few good ones
hi, my name is george, im unemployed and i live with my parents!

did u grow up on a rooster farm? no why? cause u sure know how to raise cocks!

did u have a keg in ur pants? no why? cause i wanna tap that ass!

i know that milk does a body good but damn.. how much did u drink!


thats all i can think of for now!
Apr 26 2006 2:26PM
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CalShralpGirl
Posts: 449 - Karma: 12
I know that one as "I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail" It's funny anyway though
Apr 26 2006 2:30PM
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Leckett
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thatll get you prime pussy for sure
Apr 26 2006 4:33PM
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alaskadrifter
Posts: 384 - Karma: 10
has anyone ever had one actually work?
Apr 26 2006 4:45PM
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xcjumpx
Posts: 141 - Karma: 24
go up and hand the girl your cell phone and say "ill call you later" and walk away.
Apr 26 2006 4:52PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
hahahahahahahahaha



^why would you ever give her ur cell phone n then leave, thats a real smart idea...
Apr 26 2006 5:46PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
ahhhh i was gunna say something along those lines
Apr 26 2006 6:53PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
lol
Apr 26 2006 7:00PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
hey! you from outta town?"
- night at the roxbury




actually worked for me once on a girl, believe it or not
Apr 26 2006 7:06PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
do you know how to spell orgasm because i bet i can make you sound it out
May 8 2007 6:34PM
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SunapeeSkier09
Posts: 150 - Karma: 15
^hahaha
May 9 2007 11:40AM
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