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Ahh.. here's what happend
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The good people at Landover Baptist church have stept in and have helped NASA find the cause the shuttle disaster.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/jewsinspace.html
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'We often don’t know why God strikes people with cancer, blindness and impotence...'
He's just jealous because he can't get it up.
-Teddy
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as i said, worse then hitler.
'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
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funny thing, more christians then jewish ppl died in space
'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
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this was on their site too 'Please note - If you do not have the same beliefs as we do, you are going to burn in Hell forever. '
Yes, these people are VERY Christian, whatever happened to love and acceptance.
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i also love 100% savior guarantee>
'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
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that was messed up. Did you see the guy that wrote it. Lol.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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yeah, he was one ugly fucker, no wonder he is angry at everyone.
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And here's a book to help raise good little racist, bastard harcore Christian children.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thelittlejew.htm
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Wow I really hate fuckers like that... so I was gonna email them some long rant w/ science and all... but look at their email policy
PLEASE NOTE: 'If you send an e-mail submission to this site, you are certifying that you are 18 years or older and you are granting The Landover Baptist Parody Website a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display your submission (in whole or part including your personal e-mail address) and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed.'
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wow. i cant believe someone believes that. that is worse then someone claiming snowlerblading takes skill
but seriously, that man is fucked up. hard.
If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
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I disagree, snowlerblading does take skill; which only baffles me further as to their motavation.
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Oh man, that sight just keeps getting better and better, like how to prevent you sinner child from wetting the bed through sevre beatings and having them drink their own urine. What great parents.
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haha
Our Godly President needs to ignore the U.N. figureheads and attack the Middle East now, wiping out not just Iraq but every nation in the region, sending John Glenn to plant the American flag in the center of the rubble and declaring the whole area prime American beach-front real estate, with easements for oil wells.
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik
skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik
I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
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'The destruction of these shuttles should have been clear signs that God doesn’t want us letting Jews get any higher in the air than Mount Sinai'
Of course, it was God, how could we be so stupid.
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wow those fuckers should die, someone hack into that site fuck it up real bad
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola
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Viva la Resistance!
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is this a joke site? if its real can we bomb their church?
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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.
How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!
1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
~mommy~
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'Because of some misunderstanding they had with the Germans, the Jews demanded their own nation.'
Yeah, ok... how many millions dead? a real MISUNDERSTANDING...
-Andy
I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.
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I think that that site is a joke site from reading some other articles. Such as in the movie reviews, when the woman states several times that she has 'several bentleys' and that she took 'tax deductible international wireless calls' during a movie...
-Andy
I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.
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'accept jesus and we'll throw in a free cell phone' .. you gotta admit.. they've got good marketing skills
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
'What time is it?.. Saturday?
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no, that shit is for real, those are real people, see thats why I dont live in the South, waayyy to much religion to be good for your mental health.
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