Cult 45

wait a minute man
check this out man
tell it
it was this blind man right?
it was this blind man right?
he was feeling his way down this street with this stick right?
hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying?
fish market?
he stop
he took a deep breath
he said (breath) Woo!
good monin' ladies!
You like that shit man?
that pretty good!
Yah but I got a gang of that shit man!
I tell you what, man on tha gitar'
hey fool on the drum
hey every body crowd 'round
while I tell ya all these mother fuckin' jokes
first let me start it off like this
hey help me sing it home boy
Come On!

Say a colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong
so Roll roll roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stilfs
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through Pondale
skatin' on beggin' riffs
so roll roll the 83'
cadillac coup de ville
if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
i bet my caddy will

well it was just sun down in a small white town
they call it eastside pondale
well!?
When the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sell
Hell!?
I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's
when I met a little girl named Jan
Jan?!
I let her ride in my caddi
'cuz I didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the klu klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left
Left!
fucked to the right
Right!
she sucked my dick till the shit turned white
I thought to myself Sheba Sheba!
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in his Chevrolet
an' so I ran
I jumped out the back window
but her daddy
he was waitin' with a 2 x 4
ohh!
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
that mother fucker whooped my ass all night!
but I ain't mad
at her predjudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
lemme fuck that bitch just one more time

colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
Come on
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong
so Roll roll roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stilfs
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through Pondale
skatin' on beggin' riffs
Come On
so roll roll the 83'
cadillac coup de ville
if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
i bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but DAMN she looked good!
I took her to my house 'cuz she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I fucked her once
Once!
I fucked her twice
Twice!
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
Tell Ya!
met a woman in the heart of Australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from HAWAII! stuck it in her ass
and she said AIII!!
Lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

met Corn Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
she said I brought some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a Crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong

Hey wait a minute man check this out

I met Dolly Parten in Tennesee
her titties were filled with henicee
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said
Yes! Miss Daisy!

Met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
fucked her till she turned to a white Albina'

Fucked this Hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit so I owe her

fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth
Man! I thought I told Ya!

Met this beautiful Sexy hoe
She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing Said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported

colt 45 and
two zig zags
baby thats all we need
we can go to the bar
count the dawgs
smoke that tumble weed
and as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
say it takes from here to Hong Kong

hey wait a minute man
have you ever went over a girl you sought to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good?!
SAY WHAT?!
I mean you gettin' upset
'cuz you can't get her wet
plus you're in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cumb
SAY WHAT!?
then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talking real fast
but already mad cuz you fucking his wife
so he start beating on your ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
WHAT!
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

Say a Colt 45
and two zig zags
Baby thats all we need
(Fades into background)

clit 45 is a good band.

^i am the clit master

Uh dito, invite me.

clit 45 runs shit. they play right by my brother's school all the time, i'm jealous.

dude hold on, i have to go get my bandana and stack of cash and head for the shower with my camera....


that pic is one of the best on ns comedy wise. but yea, i dont really know the test, sorry.

ohhh i think hes on to something!

please?

my favorite animal is the clitorus-sorus

i sell rocks

no you dont

NO SHIT you dumbass

You're the dumbass.

that's clit commander

"i am the clit commando
i like to get in ther with my nose"

I have no idea how to get into this cult.

use your...imagination!

bwhahahahhahaha

OPEN UR EYES THE PRIZE IS SET b4 U

you spelled colt wrong
unless it was unpurpose?
hmmm...

I'ts Colt 45. I hope you knew that cuz otherwise you just failed your own test.

AFRO MAN!!!!

...and two zig zagss baby thats all i NEEDDDD

I just wanna rub my nose in it

haha, i am listening to that song right now. kinda wierd

shut the fuck up you fat nigger

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you have to be kidding me. what is it again? oh ya! a CULT.. what do you call that? oh ya! a play on words!

afro man has a couple good songs

he is god.

alright he's a god. am i in?

yes.

tha fact that lil g deserves an invite goes without sayin

you can't even smoke weed right

and i know complete retards that can blaze

cult 45... pure genius

keegan never lets NS down

lets get fucked up and die

baby thats all we need

invite?

ouch
thats owned
yo i deserve to be in the Cult 45

um actualy i do. you just tryin to find somethin to poke fun at cause you a lil bitch.

owned again

maybe if you wouldn't put videos of you making shitty bongs, taking a sips of alcohol, and hitting a joint like a noob you wouldn't deserive it

i can do a sw 10 mute..that means i automaticaly win right?

werrddd.


Get me in on this

i'd challenge you to a smoke out anyday.

HA

alright dude i acept but meeting you to do that would be next to impossible

unless you come to PA

Colt 45 with a cuban cigar chillin on da curb.

shit, you're good. how clever yet misleading. then again, that is my name....

anyways, how do we get in? tell jokes about fish markets and rhyme about chicks we've banged from all different states???

hit me up with an invite

yea well im the clit commander

ok its gonan end wiht a funny story but all i can say now is it involves a horse and a wrench

colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burns we can take our turn, singin dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, said take us from here to hong kong
so roll roll roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
getting high as hell drivin thru pondell, skatin on dragon rims.
so roll roll 83 caddalack coopdavil
if my tapes and cds just dont sell, i bet my caddy will
it was just sundown, in a small white town, drivin thru east pondell, when afroman walked thru the white land, houses went up for sale.