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Poop in a jar!

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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
There once was poop in a jar
But it didnt make it very far
I gave to someone very small
And yes his name is paul
Apr 24 2006 9:48PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
r u goin 2 take that paul
Apr 24 2006 9:49PM
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s.jeff
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32
i think he is cuz he is not on NS
Apr 24 2006 9:52PM
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s.jeff
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32
and he is a pussy
Apr 24 2006 9:52PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
There once was a kid named paul
He was so fuckin small
He was made fun of by all
Especially when he makes his bird call



JK paul
Apr 24 2006 9:52PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
just throw in nigga, motherfucker, yeah every 3 words and I think you could have a record deal.
Apr 24 2006 9:54PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
lol eric u suck ballz
Apr 24 2006 10:12PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
There once was a kid named Taylor
who thought he was darth vader
but really he was ugly, like james spader
but all the kids called him the rump raider
His wack rhymes really don't phase me.
to win this battle he's going to have to tase me
Alright taylor i'm out
lets see what come's out of darth vader's mouth
Apr 24 2006 10:25PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
Yo fern, when you guna learn, that i own you
get a grip Heith Ledger will never phone you (brokeback mountain actor)
When i get up in your face, what you going to do
Want some rhymes, hey maybe i could loan you
So when you guna learn, i'm way out of your league
so sit down and shut up, bitch pleassse!
Apr 24 2006 11:03PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
oh and you eat scat like a dirty rat
Apr 24 2006 11:04PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I really hate to say this but...
















Paul OWNED YOU. Paul your rap was sweet.
Apr 24 2006 11:11PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
thank you, any more challenger's?
Apr 24 2006 11:12PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
paul seriosly have a rap battle with that lil-g faggot.
Apr 24 2006 11:19PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
paul ut you rhymed the word "you" with the word "you" and "you" way to be
Apr 24 2006 11:30PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
Whats the matter with you Big P
thinkin you're the one and only G
here's somthing thats plain to me
and everyone else in this cult can see

Really you ain't got no flow
So let me introduce you to my show
By the time I'm done everyone will know
why I'm gonna stay and you should go

See there's so many words that rhyme with you
you're an insult to rap and I should sue
But no instead my lyrics'll give you the flue
and they'll stick into your dreams like paper to glue

Now Taylor I wan't you to join my crew
Togther we'll be T and Drew
and Paul I'd invite you if grew
but we know that'll never happen you skrawny foo


Don't worry I've still got more to brew
You'll be choped up and put in my stew
see in this game you're really just new
You may say it's a lie but you know it's true


If I say big p peps'll turn and ask "who?"
I was off in space before you even flew
still stuck up to your neck in a slough
but hey that's enough was it done before you knew?




What is up now paul? let me see you even try to come back
Apr 25 2006 12:01AM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
i like that line
Apr 25 2006 10:10AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
when you write a rap, the last word in the stanza isn't alway's the rhymeing one

Own you
Phone you
league
please
Apr 25 2006 10:23AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
just because you said that i'm going to make the phat'est rhyme
Apr 25 2006 10:24AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
but i can't right now because i'm in skool so
Apr 25 2006 10:26AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
i can't make it at the moment but as soon as i get home

heres a preview

Andrew you smell and you like to ring a bell
Apr 25 2006 11:16AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
Andrew why don't you eat a shoe and then eat your poo
Apr 25 2006 11:23AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
andrew, you think your cool but your really a fool
Apr 25 2006 11:34AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
k paul I'm in the middle of class right now. I'm gonna do as much as I can in 5 minutes and as soon as 5 minutes is done I'll post. Keep in mind I have to also pretend I'm working at the same time. this is how i role


so paul you think you're gonna be the next big thing
with all that bling, livin like a king
all of that when you cant even sing
I got more rhymes than you could ever bring

we all really know that it's men you lust
just... a moment and you'll be done
fun... is what I'm having but this is still the crust
must... you really bore us actin like you carry a gun

what's the matter with you can't you rhyme in class
think that the teacher'll pop a cap in your ass
here im comin in like toxic gas
I'm gonna break you up like a sheet of glass

I'm almost out of time here but
by know youre all bloodied and cut
you see I'm the
Apr 25 2006 12:45PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
ran outta time but here's what I was gonna put after

I'm the one that leaves a fear in your gut
turn away now cause the door is shut
Apr 25 2006 12:47PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
I still got more

see I can nock em off cause I'm sublime
if you still takin hours at a time
just to come up with one single rhyme
you ain't gonna be makin over a dime

see I'm the one here thats leavin a shadow
spittin out rhymes with incredible flow
me against you wouldn't even be a show
cause the winner is me as everyone would know
Apr 25 2006 12:52PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
know paul I challenge you to a straight up battle
all these other fools will heard around like cattle
no more of this typin if you accept that'll
be your ticket to get your ass kicked to seattle
Apr 25 2006 12:58PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
En francais je peut aussi faire
Comment est ton classe avec lacoursiere
Au moment je suis sur mon spare
fument les cigars est bouvent les bieres

acctually no I'm not cause cigars are sick and I don't like drinking

oh what I can rap in french
Apr 25 2006 3:10PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
ha
Apr 25 2006 6:04PM
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s.jeff
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32
paul how do you know the broke back actors >?
Apr 25 2006 6:26PM
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s.jeff
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32
its probably your fav movie
Apr 25 2006 6:27PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
because I saw his face tattooed on your back
Apr 25 2006 6:52PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
ok ya paul you've got no comeback I knew it
Apr 25 2006 6:57PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
Andrew, soon you guna c i'm a sick m/c
My name is Big P they can't shut up me
your flow.. doesn't live up to the status quota
battling me is like trying to fight yoda
i told ya, i'm a solja
U C, i'm old skool but you'all ready knew that
my rhymes are plat(num) and your's are scat
i'm so tired of your shenanigen's
you remind me of Zap branigen
the only thing you can get it with is a mannequin
(plastic person that model's clothing)
I don't need Matlock to tell me your a fool,
where did you get your raps, vanilla ice's gene pool.
Only he and you could write about paul stew
You should be locked up for a long time
Your raps suck they could be considered a crime,
you think they're great I think they're like whining,
My raps could be compared to fine dining.
I'm goin to end this quick with a painless see ya,
Come back when you got more than verbal diarrhea.
Apr 25 2006 7:05PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
^this rap is mine
i bet you'll freeze up like a mime
not knowing what to do not knowing wat to say
hey here's an idea, stop being gay
You look like a transy chimpanzee
(vestite)
we could even rename you ramsy
i've had enuf, step up to the plate
or stop the player h8
Apr 25 2006 7:11PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
Paul you just trying to be part of the brand
Well let me take you to the A T land
see I got such skills you can't even stand
and the only action you can get is from your hand
now how bout that proposal bout the dual I sent
Did you make a disposal, shred it up in cement?
Sittin by yourself in your house all day
Doin all you can do that's masturbation
you'll be at that till you're old and grey
now I take you out like a millitary opperation

I'll be back but my mom needs the computer. and Paul seriously I bet you can't do this for real
Apr 25 2006 7:39PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
how can i shred something up in cement
Apr 25 2006 8:00PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
how about i post this in the nonski grabber and we'll have a comp.
Apr 25 2006 8:03PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
no paul I mean acctual freestyling. not just typin stuff out. and about the cement thing you shred it up first then put it in cement. I guess i need to put little explinations all throughout mine like you
Apr 25 2006 8:57PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
i suck at that tho
Apr 25 2006 9:13PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
man i have the illest rap but its kinda mean,
Apr 25 2006 9:15PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
paul, it's andrew. It's not like he has feelings or anything.
Apr 25 2006 9:33PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
then post it. If you havent noticed everything in this cult is mean
Apr 25 2006 9:37PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
kinda mean? hahaha u pussy
Apr 25 2006 9:42PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
damn, i copied it so i could use it later but...
Apr 25 2006 10:44PM
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p-a
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shitten, i'll try and remember it, it was good thou
Apr 25 2006 10:46PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
paul what's the matter can't think on the spot?
this fight was over before it was fought
you're rap carrer was all for not
get outta here cause your ass got bought
Apr 25 2006 11:17PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
Andrew you think your all that
your not, so stop talking smack
or else i'll beat you with a bat
and feed you to some rats
you peice of crap
i'll show u to rap
while rap u in a bag
u fag
iv been in mags
while uv been in rags
been with mr shag
he say u a filthy fag
Apr 26 2006 10:20AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
sorry the first four rhymes were mine the other were this kid that sits beside me
Apr 26 2006 10:21AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
Your rhymes suck they are so whack
sense is what you really lack
i hope you get arrested by the NYPD
maybe they can help you with your problem, ED
you might meet some guy named earl
you guys could role play, he could dress up like a girl
after you get out, you could buy him some pearls
Apr 26 2006 11:12AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
You could even call him mini shaq
he could suck your sac
and you could shave his hairy back
but only after putting your finger up his dirty crack
i bet he has a collection of glass bengals
i also bet he has gotee's hanging from his ancles
Apr 26 2006 11:18AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
i think i'm done rapping for a while now
Apr 26 2006 11:19AM
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