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The Official korny joke thread...

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Dr.Dank
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I am looking for the korniest jokes out there. Real kneeslappers please Planning to have a rap battle thing with korny jokes. Here are two examples:

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender get me a







































beer and some peanuts." and the bartender says, "why the big pause(paws)?"
Apr 24 2006 9:31PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
haha, that reminds me of a joke my math teacher told me once...

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

as many as you want. one stands there and holds it while the rest get high and make the room spin.
Apr 25 2006 9:15PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
PILGRIMS!!!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH that one gets me every time
Apr 25 2006 9:20PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

lickalotofpuss
Apr 26 2006 10:20PM
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