Replying to The Official korny joke thread...

I am looking for the korniest jokes out there. Real kneeslappers please Planning to have a rap battle thing with korny jokes. Here are two examples:

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender get me a







































beer and some peanuts." and the bartender says, "why the big pause(paws)?"