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The Official EXCUSE Thread! ...
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I know every single person who has ever owned a telephone (i think about everyone on this site (house or cell)) has been stuck in this situation. You are talking to some chick, and she just wont shut up. She calls 15 times a day, and you just run out of excuses to get her off the phone. Right now im dealing with a blind date with a hardcore emo that went horribly wrong. ( i am the total opposite of emo, as i thought she was. then we met and oh god.) So this thread is dedicated to help everyone to get these ladies off the phone.
Start throwing out any and every excuse you have herd or used. I will need them, seeing as how if i stop talking to this girl and she stops telling me about her problems she deff could jump. HELP fellow NSers.
Throw out every excuse you can to get off the phone.
This thread should go big. Tell your friends.
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tell her you forgot to charge your portible cellulaire device last night and that it could die any minute and then just hang up,
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dress in nikes.i dont think emos like that sort of thing but hey how wud i kno?
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hahahahaha nice use that one for shure
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A quick ten reason:
1 you have call on the other line
2 say someone needs you
3 say your late to something
4 just hang up and if she calls back say you dropped your phone and then keep "dropping it"
5 Tell her you have a girlfriend and she would appreciate you talking to another girl
6 say you feel ill and need to rest
7 make her feel bad for calling you and she wont call again
8 say you have plans
9 tell her you cant talk right now
10 your busy
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i put on my cloak and wizard hat.....
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Just to let you know those sucked. say ericpbp is at your house and then she wont want to be associated with you
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start yelling wierd sounds like shhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHSIHSHHSIHHSIHSIHSIHih
and then yell like shhhh WHAT shhshhshsh I CANT HEAR YOU shshshshhshshs I'M GONNA HANG UP shhhhhshsh BTW STOP CALLING ME, ATTENTION WHORE shhshh
then you hang up....best ever
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"hang on a sec im gonna hafta go, my girlfriend just came over, talk to ya later
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i had to try it out
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time to go to the shitter, it should be around 2 hours, i just had chille
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"gotta go, my dates here. i think shes the one. cross your fingers"
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"yeh so, i got some stuff to do"..."um...yeh..bye..??"
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haha the aids one is sick
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tell her to whine to someone else about slitting her wrists.
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you could pretend to be more depressed than she is and just make up an obscene amount of shit to whine to her about. emo kids hate when theyre outdone.
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that works if you don't want to continue getting ass from the person...
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tell her you really dont dig the emo and you feel that you two just cant get along. she will cry and cry and fuck no more phone calls!
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you-i have to go
her-y?
you i dont wanna talk abouit it (in sad voice
or you-i g2g
her-y?
you-lets jstu say it envolves a horse and a wrench
then hang up
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a super conservative girl was call whoring me so i just told her that i just looked at some porno while smoking weed right after aborting a baby. she never called again.
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shes still call whoring me. throw the excuses out there
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tell her shes a noob at life. then go play runescape.
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dont hang up! they call right back very bitchy. ive learned that the hard way.
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My parents dont want me talking to you cuz the phone bill is too big.
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tell her that her mom just gave you the best blow job ever!
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tell her to go slit her wrists, emo fag, and then hang up...
shell never call again
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