We have decided to launch another appeal to help Jay. We admit, the electric shock collar didn't work too well, but he has just informed me that he is on Reading Week and bored (not to mention horny!) and wishes to go to Spring Break in Florida but has NO money!!
So please, if you pity horny little Jay, NS's offical brown guy, send money via Matt Harvey for his plane ticket, accomodation, food and condoms. Don't let poor Jay miss out on all the girls in bikinis (you know how much he loves boobies!). Please send, send now!!!!!
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haha...I read ya like the dictionary baby
HAHAHA...I gotta write that one down:
Mr. Matt Harvey