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i could write an essay in seconds with this thing, and i wouldnt even have to check my grammar
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I can't find the actual generator..
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My tax collectors bathe with mailmen!
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1. Only fools believe that bowlers once loved the undergraduates.
2. Subterraneans totally obliterate the procrastinators.
3. Experts have been seen dancing with the gurus.
4. Condominium owners are better looking than condominium owners.
5. Executives metamorphose into jokers.
6. Human beings burst into tears if they see sissies.
7. I read in the Lycos newsletter that lions, tigers, and bears are better than liberals!
8. Male chauvinist pigs want their children to become lion tamers.
9. Monks wrestle with economic geologists.
10. Construction workers seduce the mimes!
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just refresh the page, the sentences are in the blue and pink boxes
"Truck drivers threaten the bugs. "
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How many of these are going to become band names?
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Harvard graduates have already become vegetables.
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Cattle mutilators believe that male chauvinist pigs hit on sedimentologists.
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"While he was pulling up his pants, didn't George Bush say that the grandfathers hit the bailiffs? "
wow sounds like my president
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The McDonalds' employees at I.B.M. keep telling me that morons absolutely, positively hate the gas station attendants.
its kinda like the south park episode, with family guy and the manetees
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haha everything is so true
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Most angels feel that the creationists fight topless dancers.
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