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I have to write a love poem for school
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i think im gunna make it about cake, cuz i love cake
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roses are red
these violets are for you
die bitch die i yelled
as she began to turn blue
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gene gene made a machine
joe joe made it go
art art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart
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some one made a thread like this and i had a sweet poem. but i dont feel like looking for it
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lol yea i heard about that
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i'm not saying i worte this and i know that at least 1 NS member has it in their sig, but check it
Wanted:
A tall, well built women with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
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I fucked up. this is huckers
i think im kinda horny
but im dead so dont morn me
see a corpse can walk the earth
i need a women to give birth
to my babe called satan
your stomach he will be made in
my new underground ruler
who will shake the earth and destroy her
if you help me rise to power
your name will be sung for hours
till your life is taken from your chest
and a hole is the only thing left
so walk the abyss with me
my love i will make you free
empty and as cold as night
death will be my only light
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roses r red
vilets r blue
the softer teh sheets
the harder we screw
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I think about you
both nights and days
when I masturbate
Sploosh!
In your face
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damn this guys good
its from that other thead
The Passionate Skier to His Love
Come ski with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That glades, bumps, kickers, and steep trails,
Jumps or huge whales.
And we will sit upon the summit,
While the temperature plummets,
By steep trails that flatten out
Its what skiing is all about.
And I will make you a soft landing
Right about where you are standing,
Some corduroy, and fresh powder
When the day is done we’ll get some chowder;
A nylon jacket will keep you warm
From any harsh winter storm;
Wool and fleece socks so you aren’t cold,
The snow is better than gold;
A helmet so you don’t bust your brain,
And tinted goggles so you don’t have to strain;
And it you want some nice warm gloves,
Then ski with me and be my love.
Après partiers will dance and sing
While the mountain starts it’s grooming;
If these delights your mind may move,
Then come ski with me and be my love
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I think im gunna do it about the girl I boned while grinding with her
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