so me and my friend were kickin it at this park were all the high school students go to smoke and drink and shit on saturday nights but the neighbors complain about the noise a lot and the cops come and tell everyone to leave. so as i was leaving, this cop car rolls up and i thought to myself fuck, its the 5, i hate the 5 and they opened their window and were like "parks closed, don't even think about going back in there" and i thought to myself "what dicks, i hate the popo" so my friend and i end up at starbucks like two hours later and we are sitting outside and this cop car rolls up and its the same cops. they get out and before they go into starbucks, they come up to us and my friend is freaking out cuz he had an 1/8 on him and he was afraid they were gonna search him or some shit. so they come up to us and the young asian one was like "were you at [Alta Plaza Park] tonight?" and i thought to myself, fuck i can't lie to the police so im like "yeah, we walked through to see what was going on" and the cop was like "yeah well, the park really closes at ten but the neighbors allways call to complain about the noise so we have to say it closes earlier" and im like "oh, ok thats nice to know" and hes like"i know thats were all you go to drink and i have absolutely no problem with that, honestly its cool by me, i know how it is, maybe you should go to golden gate park or somethin cuz there are no annoying neighbors there to be pissed off" and at this point, im like what a chill cop and im like "yeah, thats probably good" and he goes inside to get a drink with his partner. when they come out, my friend is wiping a piece of dirt off of his gucci shoes and the second cop with braces and hella rubberbands on them is like "man, i love those shoes you have on, they are fucking sick" and im liek did a cop just use the f word? then the other, asian, cop comes out and is like, "hey, you guys can't pick up chicks here, you have to walk that way, thats where they all are" and i was like "sick, maybe i'll head over there." then they got in their car and left. I think my image of cops is perminatly shattered, and i now know i have some cop friends in car 1005 but i can't expect all cops to be that chill.
