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Brad Holmes? Does he really ski?
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What's the deal I have seen on more advertisments than a good majority of todays top skiers. Has anybody really seen any good footage of him? or seen him ski..
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it's a mystery what he does now. i remember back in the day (ski movie 1) when he'd do shit like backflips. now i think he's just some fat ass white bitch rapper trying to use the ski industry to make a living
BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.
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he's good, people just give him a hard time. hes getting old and might be injured or something.
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yeah, I havnt seen him in a while either. But back in the day he was pretty damn good.
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I'm not saying hes' a bad skier, but it seems as though the Industry is really looking to hard for some image..
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still threw a nice backflip off a 20-30 footer in SM3
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that was funny, he almost slapped his head with his tails
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Holmes is a badass
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Can't rap worth shit. But he's cool.
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i've heard that holmes is a professional comdom lubricator
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Holmes is an asshole he helped his friend get away when he punched my dad in the back of the head....all my dad was doing was asking for him to leave becasue he was drunk off his ass and screaming shit at 8:30 at night when familys where eating dinner.
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your dad sounds like an asshole
fuk that
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wow....how can u not understand what I'm saying
how would u know if my dads an asshole?
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don't give him a reson
to come to your mountain
and school you next season
yeah, he's was ripping while you were still in diapers. its not because you don't see a dude in movies that he doesn't rip
believe me holmes rips
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Stop following Hype
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i LOVE it...each year his segment gets smaller and smaller...he'll be gone in like 2 more years!!!
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Is he riding nordica now?
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holmes is on armada, i cant believe nobody ever heard this. hes comming back big, i heard hes got a sick switch cork 3.
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anyone who can do a backflip screamer is good in my books.
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or got balls the size of a bowling ball
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Fashion is for loosers
Stop following Hype
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i've heard he's got a sick cork 180. he just sticks those tips right in that snow. right in
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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
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who cares if he can ski his article in freeze is the best
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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yeah his freeze pages r funny as shit and its like the only part of freeze that hasnt lost ideas or ne thing, the last issue was great (how to smuggle 'oregano' past the border)
me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
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his section in ski movie 3 is horrible. He is the ugliest rail slider in the world. WAY OVERATED!
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met him this summer, hella sweet in the pipe, and hella nice in person
i miss actual snow ahhhhh
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skogenchik, he's pbly nice to you, cuz ure pbly hott.
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are probably because she licked his ass hole
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
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Holmes is gettin to be an elder, thats all...Are you gonna say plake sucks cause he doesnt get all the footage in the world?
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I saw him do a 3 once.
I was amazed.
haha, I give him some props. He can ski pow pretty well and throws some decent tricks
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