REASONS why it would suck to be a girl

1)menstrual cycles
2) having to spend hours putting on makeup and all that shit
3_ tampons are gross
4) having to bear a child
5)diet shit - i was in subway today, which is what spurred me to write this, and some girl ordered a tuna on wheat with nothing on it but lettuce. wtf???? i eat all the junk food i want and its fucking awesome
6)womens basketball is embarassing
7)no woman no cry
8)men are inherently smarter - recently reported by the Journal of American Gender Studies
9)women are more likely to be addictied to meth - read this in a recent article in American Journal of Methemphetamine Studies
10)oprah will always have more money, more power than you
10)more girls snowboard than girls ski, rendering female freeskiers few and far between (more would suck for guys i guess but whatever)
11)girls have more moral inhibitions
12) less athletic gender
13)have to dress like sluts
14)muppetfucks & puppetfucks
15)girls dont poop
16)no matter how good you think you look adriana lima blows yo away
17) more common for girls to give roral sex than guys to give girls
18) cant think of anymore for now, add some of your own