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REASONS why it would suck to be a girl

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fappy
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1)menstrual cycles
2) having to spend hours putting on makeup and all that shit
3_ tampons are gross
4) having to bear a child
5)diet shit - i was in subway today, which is what spurred me to write this, and some girl ordered a tuna on wheat with nothing on it but lettuce. wtf???? i eat all the junk food i want and its fucking awesome
6)womens basketball is embarassing
7)no woman no cry
8)men are inherently smarter - recently reported by the Journal of American Gender Studies
9)women are more likely to be addictied to meth - read this in a recent article in American Journal of Methemphetamine Studies
10)oprah will always have more money, more power than you
10)more girls snowboard than girls ski, rendering female freeskiers few and far between (more would suck for guys i guess but whatever)
11)girls have more moral inhibitions
12) less athletic gender
13)have to dress like sluts
14)muppetfucks & puppetfucks
15)girls dont poop
16)no matter how good you think you look adriana lima blows yo away
17) more common for girls to give roral sex than guys to give girls
18) cant think of anymore for now, add some of your own
Apr 21 2006 8:45PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
girls have cooties


but we get to paint our nails. which is uber fun!
Apr 21 2006 8:47PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
how does that come up in almost every thread
Apr 21 2006 8:48PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
A dad always wants a son.
Apr 21 2006 9:33PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
because its true....?
Apr 21 2006 9:35PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
14)muppetfucks & puppetfucks


what is that
Apr 21 2006 9:40PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
they queef
Apr 21 2006 9:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
they are judged constantly.
they fuck with my head. STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD!
Apr 21 2006 9:52PM
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Leckett
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"8)men are inherently smarter - recently reported by the Journal of American Gender Studies"

please send me a link to source this because i have read about 3 times in the news paper (ottawa citizen if it matters) about statistics rendering womens brains quicker to learn than mens.
Apr 21 2006 10:04PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
i read in another thread that girls do poop. im not sure which to believe, but i think i prefer this version
Apr 21 2006 10:08PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
they can get pregnant
Apr 21 2006 10:11PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
getting titties punched- apparently it hurts like a biatch
Apr 21 2006 10:14PM
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scratchskier170
Posts: 443 - Karma: 10
ya they mature faster but men are smarter once fully matured
Apr 21 2006 10:14PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
holy fuck if all you guys hate girls so much (based on the 20 hate threads made about girls recently), then dont look at em, talk to em, breath on em, smell em, or anything related with anything to being around them.


but too bad they have those cute butts, boobs, eyes, faces, skin, hair, smell good, wear tight clothes, and turn me on.
cuz otherwise i wouldnt talk to them!
Apr 21 2006 10:33PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
21) You get to sleep with dudes.
Apr 21 2006 10:35PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
LOVE how you started with boobs and asses before face, so great
Apr 21 2006 10:37PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
I can tell you right now if I was a girl I would soo be a lesbo
Apr 21 2006 10:39PM
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hiphopopotamus
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 45
ya they cant run away from a baby
Apr 21 2006 10:40PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
just like the balls...
Apr 21 2006 10:53PM
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Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
^ it hurts more being punched in the nuts, but giving birth probably fucking hurts
Apr 21 2006 10:56PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
youve forgotten nipples from your list. after all, a girl can have beautifully shaped breasts, but nipples are a whole new ball game
Apr 21 2006 11:00PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
meh
a titties a titty, bitch!
well im just not piocky as fuck, as long as they have some nice curves, and aint fat. its all good.
Apr 21 2006 11:03PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
wierd silver dollar sized nipples are groww though. titties are nice in general but nice titties with nice nipples makes me want to suck on them that much more
Apr 21 2006 11:05PM
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HAM*
Posts: 5127 - Karma: 24
your sig is rediculously sick
Apr 21 2006 11:12PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Yeah but there are alot more reasons why it would be great to be a girl, such as:

1)Orgasms
2. you can fuck with people
3. you don't have balls
4. LESBIANS!!:)
5. Its never your fault in monetary legal cases
6. Girls can ski really well, kaya turski is proof
7. Girls don't poop
8. Girls don't sweat
9. Girls don't fart
10. Girls have higher pain tolerance.
Apr 22 2006 12:02AM
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Anathema
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i hate being a guy sometimes because shaving every day gets really REALLY annoying. i look like a fucking muskrat when i let that stubble accumulate
Apr 22 2006 12:08AM
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TechnoPotamus
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you're pretty much an immature jackass. the only thing it would suck to be - is you. and i'm a guy telling you that.
Apr 22 2006 12:15AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
word, that guy's a fucking douchebag!!!!!
Apr 22 2006 12:23AM
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Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
hahaha, smae here, but girls have to either wax or shave their legs, and sometimes the get the full bikini wax.

All i ask is why get a bikini wax, jsut shave
Apr 22 2006 12:25AM
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aznpcskier
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 113
for a girl its cool to be bi, but for guys that's just disgusting


that's from my view and I have nothing against gays
Apr 22 2006 12:58AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
that would be sweet, i wanna grow some gnarly ass jesus beard.
Apr 22 2006 1:02AM
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Anathema
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i shave my testicles too
Apr 22 2006 1:04AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
^i hate when hairs start to grow back in.
Apr 22 2006 1:21AM
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~freeskiacutie~
Posts: 160 - Karma: 21
yah being a girl can sucj=k, but it has its positives as well
Apr 22 2006 1:24AM
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B.L.A.K.E
Posts: 932 - Karma: 27
I know i tell everyone that girls dont poop and no one believes me!!!!!!! Any way how else would they make babies, when they dont go to the doctor to get their digestive waste taken out it grows really big and grows bacteria and turns into human life, then the girl poops the living poop out of her GINA!!!! Psshhhh then people tell me they make babies with sex, whats that all about?
Apr 22 2006 1:27AM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
oh man, you just named everything that I like about girls... looking at them, talking to them and smelling them - fuck, some girls smell fantastic.
Apr 22 2006 1:35AM
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B.L.A.K.E
Posts: 932 - Karma: 27
Yah im pretty sure last time i check pooping is almost better then sex, even though it is sometimes it comes at a bad time there is nothing better then dumping of a load. Oh yah farting is sweet too and im really immature.
Apr 22 2006 1:40AM
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brit.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
-we don't have to worry about erectile dysfunction.
-you're not allowed to punch us in the face.
-we can have up to eight multiple orgasms in one session, with no breaks.
-we can legally force you to pay child support if we get knocked up.
-we get benefits from authority if we are hot.
-we can cry to get our way.
-we can cry, go to the bathroom in pairs, kiss a friend, order a salad, cross our legs, etc. without being called a faggot.
-we don't have to have someone's finger in our butt to be checked for prostate cancer.
-we're nicer to look at, and we don't stink.
Apr 22 2006 2:02AM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
you make considerably less money (on average)
Apr 22 2006 2:26AM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
oh that's bad... but that multiple orgasm thing really gets me jealous.
Apr 22 2006 3:44AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
Yeah, but something like 40% of women had never had an orgasm. I have heard that it's difficult for a woman to have an orgasm because they can be turned off so easly. Try to turn off a guy.
Apr 22 2006 10:11AM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
actually on average women are smarter, they make up the middle of the intelligence spectrum, whereas men are mostly either really dumb or really smart. so the smartest people are guys as well as the dumbest, and girls are all about average. if you think about it it makes sense
Apr 22 2006 12:14PM
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Leckett
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i know if you read my post thats exactly what i was trying to say
Apr 22 2006 12:16PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
being poor, my g/f spent like $160 at the mall in 10 minutes
Apr 22 2006 12:27PM
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sKILOve07
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sounds about right.
Apr 22 2006 12:57PM
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BurkeSter
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ya they spent ridiculos amounts of money on clothes
Apr 22 2006 1:02PM
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sKILOve07
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it happens.. i love just having new stuff.
Apr 22 2006 1:08PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
What do you think would hurt more?

Giving birth or peeing out a bladder stone or whatever they are called?
Apr 22 2006 1:14PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
oh hush
Apr 22 2006 1:31PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
Girls, this is how we deal...

1)menstrual cycles - skip the fucking green pills

2) having to spend hours putting on makeup and all that shit-- who actually does that?

3)tampons are gross (refer to #1)

4) having to bear a child-- no one's gonna make you. otherwise, just grow your baby on one of those fucking agar plates in a lab. you may even get to pick its IQ and hair color

5)diet shit - pain for beauty; besides, not eating is not bad at all since it causes stomach shrinkage, making eating pretty damn painful anyway

6)womens basketball is embarassing-- the growth hormone should do the trick

7)no woman no cry-- honestly, i see a lot of men cry too, and for stupid reasons, like getting dumped, boo hoo

8)men are inherently smarter - recently reported by the Journal of American Gender Studies-- I guess you'd have to specify as to whether you're referring to inherent IQ or to general overall academic success. Either way, there's not really any point arguing since it's virtually impossible to prove.

9)women are more likely to be addictied to meth - read this in a recent article in American Journal of Methemphetamine Studies-- umm, meth makes you thinner... duh?

10)oprah will always have more money, more power than you-- yes but her tv shows will always be lame

10)more girls snowboard than girls ski, rendering female freeskiers few and far between-- yeah, that's not even legit. freeskiing girls are ballsier. half my snowboarding friends can't even stand up on the fucking board, so if you count only the girls that actually ride, it's about equal.

11)girls have more moral inhibitions-- i have no religion

12) less athletic gender-- charge shit all the harder

13)have to dress like sluts-- good, more sex for us

14)muppetfucks & puppetfucks-- wtf

15)girls dont poop-- this is stupid. only girls that don't eat don't poop. fat chicks do poop.

16)no matter how good you think you look adriana lima blows yo away-- good, more porn to fuck to. don't forget, girls are allowed to have bisexual tendencies

17) more common for girls to give oral sex than guys to give girls-- ok, so for this i've decided that if you're going to fuck, do it right; that way, both partners derive pleasure from the experience and not just the man. oral sex is just oppression of the female gender, and ladies, don't do it. if he gets a good fucking, so should we.

18) cant think of anymore for now, add some of your own--

actually you know what i hate? The low alcohol tolerance of women, but i have a pro for that too. When we want to get fucked up, it doesn't cost us a shit ton of $$$. We get drunk for free, and guys buy us drinks. Thank you so much, boys!
Apr 22 2006 1:44PM
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t-man152
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I know some pretty fucking dumb chicks.

I really hope thats not average intelligence.
Apr 22 2006 1:51PM
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