ok so I am at Aspen this weekend...
I am in the park in snowmass and this FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER, it in there with her kid inbetwene her legs going all across the whole park. this kid has probably never skied before ever! so anyway, she stops next to a jump, I think good she is you of they way, about as soon as I hit the jump she starts moveing twards the front of the jump. anyway she says 'hey watch out jerk, you need to watch out!' -because I almost hit her. so I continue to explain to her that she shouldn;t be in the park with her kid and that once you are in the air it is rather hard to change the direction you are headed to whis moron of morons. and then I ask her if she is litterate because there is a nick big sign in a conspicus yellow and red color and the entrance to the park explaining that the wrong doing is her's.
so anyway other than that I had a prutty good day considering I was up there with family exept...
...for the mother fucking ski patrol and the poma.
for those of you that have been to snowmass and are good skiers, you will know what I am talking about...
I am on the poma going to the Serk and it is just funny watching all the people who don;t know how to use the poma. the part that gets me is that the liftie lets them get back in the fromt of the fucking line so noone ever goes anyware.
so but when I get to the top they (the ski patrol) have closed off the run up there. I was going up with my aunt uncle and cusin. my aunt and cusin are on the other side of where ti is closed off (they made it just in time) and the fucking ski patrol won't let us (me and my uncle) go with them. he said they have closed it off because they need to clear it out for the end of the day (it is about 2 fucking 30) so anyway me and my uncle ski down to AMF or whatever it is and ski that later half of the Serk. all is going good untill I decide to go off to the pow. it is nice pow (as my uncle said 'this is the fucking skiing of a life time!') some how I manage to find a fallen log with the tips of my skies! I go head over heels. it was fun actually and nothing got broken but it heart.
other than that it was fucking the best fucking pow ever! I went on that run next to Slot it was fucking great!
ski patrol are so nich and frendly!
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