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Jesus phrases

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Nooblet
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Does anyone know any phrases or quotes relating to jesus under 21 characters long? Such as "he walks"

Apr 21 2006 6:09PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
JESUS CHRIST!!!! sorry if that offended anyone
Apr 21 2006 6:10PM
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danedegruyter
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"he makes stupid threads"
Apr 21 2006 6:10PM
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Mini_Phinney
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Jesus fucking christ
Apr 21 2006 6:11PM
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asac
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JESUSgonzales
Apr 21 2006 6:18PM
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fappy
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whats jesus' best pick up line?

nail me
Apr 21 2006 6:25PM
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reggyboy
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what would jesus do?
Apr 21 2006 6:33PM
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t-man152
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hahahaha
Apr 21 2006 6:46PM
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n-o
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sweet jesus of alabanza
Apr 21 2006 6:55PM
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hendrik.
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what did jesus stop playing ice hockey?

he kept getting nailed to the boards


Whats the difference between Jesus on the Cross and a picture of Jesus on the cross?

it only takes one nail to put up the picture.
Apr 21 2006 6:57PM
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kabozo101
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1 cross+ 3 days= 4 given
Apr 21 2006 7:05PM
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Scottness
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^actually...1 cross+ 3 nails = 4given
Apr 21 2006 7:39PM
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kabozo101
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yeah thats it, i was tryin to remember it but that one is it
Apr 21 2006 7:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Apr 21 2006 7:42PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahhaa keep going, keep going!
Apr 21 2006 8:12PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
i know one but its visual , you have to see it
Apr 21 2006 8:17PM
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edmonton_skier
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why didn't Jesus ever play hockey?


cuyz he kept getting nailed to the boards
Apr 21 2006 8:21PM
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kabozo101
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that exact same one is already up there. way to read through th posts
Apr 21 2006 9:14PM
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edmonton_skier
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what you have say does not matter... way to suck dick.^
Apr 21 2006 9:19PM
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timmi
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this is ns man. you cant post a serious thread!
Apr 21 2006 9:27PM
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