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Who's Been Bust by Ski Patrol

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bigskia
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I've been yelled at a lot but never actually busted till this weekend. We (emo_rocker, some friends) and i were skiing down. THere was a knoll w/ a no jumping sing next to it. SO being the smart people we are we stop and look around. Ski patrol was a ways down and it was 4:30 so noone was around. There was probably 5 people on the entire run. ANyways the four of us all hit the knoll going about 2 miles per hour. We land and patrol calls us over. They wrote our numbers/names down and are putting us in the 'computer'. Anyone else been busted and for what?


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


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Mar 3 2003 7:32PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
i got my ticket ripped at Winter Park a while ago for skiing out of bounds, kinda sucked but it was the end of the day.
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Mar 4 2003 5:18PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
early season last year we skied some sweet untracked runs that were closed.


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 4 2003 5:52PM
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bigskia
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Anyone know if you can appeal getting 'warnings' and having your pass taken? Would it do anything to talk to the manager of patro


BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)
What's that?
SAMOAN JO
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
BACON
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.


Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator
Mar 4 2003 10:40PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
at mt hood meadows only the old patrollers care

my friends do backflips in the park while the patrollers are watching. nothing happens.
they throw misty 5's off jumps we find while patrollers are watching. nothing.

and besides, practically half the patrollers have twins


umm...shit
Mar 5 2003 12:34AM
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Kornn101
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i saw this pretty cool cliff under the lift at hunter one day, so i went down and was about to go when we saw a ski patrol guy on the lift, hes like, aye! u better hike bacck up and wait for me. and then like 10 skiers and snowboarders were yelling, just go man do it etc, so we went, it was fun, and we booked down the mountain
2 hours later im about to get on the lift and ski patrol gets there only little liftline so this douchebag rolls up and is like, AHA i knew id catch u, so im like, yea well goodjob on finding me in the liftline asshole, real accomplishment
so he cut off my pass, i dont have a seasons pass there, and is like, go inside and watch a movie, im like what? hes like, if u get on the lift again without ur pass im calling the police and u will be arrested, so i laughed in his face and walked away, it was 5 oclock so i just left anyway
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Mar 5 2003 4:12PM
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five0
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a couple yrs ago i was with my cousin and his friends and we got caught in a closed trail or something and they marked our passes i think

and 3 weeks ago i was skiing in the trees 2 feet to the side of the trail and a ski patroller yelled 'hey you get outa there'
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Mar 5 2003 6:13PM
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What_A_Wookie
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nope, not to many patrollers on them Green circles...There was this hot patroller one time...
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Mar 5 2003 6:19PM
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skiinjected
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i have ski nazi that show kids where the best hits are and have helped build kickers befor









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Mar 5 2003 6:30PM
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