So i'm an innovator, always have been. why just last night i created a beverage... you take some coffee grounds, mix into vodka, strain then add peppermints schnapps, cream and cinnamon. it's delightful.
Today, I had another amazing idea that could greatly benefit society. It seems to me that at birth, all children should be taken from their parents and put into a general pool. From the pool, parents will receive bidding rights to draft one of the kids. Now once a child has been signed to a contract (renegotiable on 18 year terms) both parents will settle on certain contractual rights and agreements. This will create a lucrative children's agent profession. A well laid out contract could serve to eliminate hassles in many families as the Leauge would have stiff penalties for doping, violence, etc. The excitement of being able to recruit one's future offspring from a pool of talent would be exciting and more economical than the current system. Trust me, it's genious.
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