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Triple twister beats a SMOOTH 1080 in Canada Games.
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What a joke! In table top aerials competition, a SLOPPY triple twister, with knees bent and skis apart beat one of the smoothest 1080s with a nice cross, almost a tail grab, slightly corked even!
Out of 10 jumpers, the guy who did the 1080 got 8th or 9th. An UGLY front flip, lots of triple twisters and a few quadruple twisters, a back flip, and 2 front flips beat the 1080. The announcer, a World Cup Aerialist said that even he wouldn't try a 1080 it is so difficult, and the guy did it so easily and so smoothly. I was so frustrated and appalled by the judging system I felt sick by the end of watching it.
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Wow .. That's beat dude
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That is fucking ridiculous- something's not right there.
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crazy canucks can't get anything right. don't get me wrong those twisters are super difficult. i mean ya gotta twist the same amount both sides. that takes like... 5 minutes to learn.
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not to mention it takes no balls what-so-ever
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don't dis canadians we kick your ass at eveything
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except beer ... Canadian Beer Sucks!
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wtf!! canadian beer is stronger and easier to drink. Bud is ok, but it oesn't get u anywhere. It's an expensive way to get drunk,and it kills ur bladder.
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and triple twisters evidently... but i think well let ya have that one...
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man i saw that shit...what the fuck...its fucked how there is one guy doing like doubles with a twist and then some guy doing twisters...every fucking kid did twisters, and then they would think they were the shit. and what the fuck was up with that kid who did the front flips and front 360s off the little aerial jump? that was the gayest thing i have ever seen...what the hell kind of sport is this?
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I had the displeasure of watching the womens aerials last night at like midnight. It was so depressing. Twisters and daffys galore. No one even attempted to rotate. I was quite appalled.
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except for the one chick who flipped
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yeah what is this competition called, it should be destroyed or something
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i find it hard to get past the first twister. I also find it incredibly hard to do a 1080. That sounds like crap.
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twisters are fucking easy,spins are harder. canadians are fucked at judging. and your freeways suck too,goddamnit, i can't get back onto the freeway after i exit it's like you want me to get lost
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Where was the competetion located? I say we get some people off this site and poach that shit next year. We can show them some tricks that aren't 40 years old. And then get chased by security. It will be sweet.
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tabletop aerials? is this a fuckin FIS event? sounds fucking retardedly gay and is demeaning our sport as we know it.. what the fuck
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tabletop aerials? is this a fuckin FIS event? sounds fucking retardedly gay and is demeaning our sport as we know it.. what the fuck
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man. that shit is whack. thats compete and total bullshit. what is this comp called?
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Blame Canada...
for being ass-backwards
You could do a gazillion perfect twisters and still not be as cool as a 540, much less a cork 1080 mute.
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I think it was the JiffyLube father & son, aerial competition and bar-b-que....
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hahahaha, i believed him for a second
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man, it was a fucking stupid comp, it was airials, mogul jumping, and like 2 kids throwing nice stylie shit like the crossed off axis 10.
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In the mogul comp some guy threw a sick cork 7 tail and stomped it good, and didnt even place. The other guys did double twisters and I think one guy did a triple twister.
It's Canadian Freestyle, what a load of steaming horse shit.
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...same fucking thing happens in USSA...dont ever compete in a USSA aeirals comp unless you are doing a mogul trick...(out of a 120 point scale) a smooth Rodeo 540 gets 17 points, while a triple twister gets 102 points...fucking aeirals...twisters are as hard as straight airs...for gods sake!
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At least the FIS has lifted its ban on inversions...
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what a joke
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ya its gay, its called arials, but its not, only 2 guys were doin areils, it was more like moguls without the moguls
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that's pretty ridiculous, i dont even know what to day except KILL!
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how can you do a 540 rodeo in moguls? what about the dinner roll? that should get a million points, man.
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Okay bud.. you're WAY off on the bit about the mogul competition. If you had any idea what you're talking about you'd know that your score for a mogul run is made up of 50% turns, 25% air, and 25% speed. The guy who did the cork 7, TJ Schiller, actually recieved 7.5 out of 7.5 for both air scores-- A PERFECT SCORE. So in no way whatsoever was he ripped off. If you want to pick a winner based on airs alone that's called big air comp. Even though his airs raped everyone else's, his turns and time weren't quite as good as the top skiers. I give huge props to TJ.. he's a SICK skier and a super humble and nice guy.
Also, you say someone did a triple twister- I have no clue where you got that from because FIS changed the rules for this season prohibiting more than two consecutive twisters in one jump.
As far as the big air goes, again you are mixed up. There was an upright aerials competition in the morning. (very very oldschool tricks can win--traditional moves like twisters, daffies, etc.) In the afternoon was the big air comp (the two were COMPLETELY seperate) in which the winner threw down something like a fakie 9(I can't remember exactly). I agree the judging for the upright aerials comp is super weird, but just keep in mind that it was in no way meant to be a 'newschool' type competition; that's what the big air in the afternoon was for.
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The triple twister was thrown in the areals competition. So was the 1080. Same comp. Mugul tricks off the table. And they beat out a 1080. Rediculous.
I thought for sure I would see you try a 360 or something Jen.
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why would the FIS outlaw more than 2 consecutive twisters? are they afraid of tweaked backs and too much hip movement or something? last time i heard the FIS embraced that sort of shiznit
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three twisters v.s. three full rotations? sounds yummy.
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ok, that just cant be correct. You must have misread. Triple twister, is quite possibly one of the easiest things you can do. a 1080, is really hard to do. Are u sure about this? I would be so pissed if i knew this for sure!
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missy I know what im talking about, but i dunno if you you saw it but it was like moguls, without the muguls, and if you wanna get technical the judging wasnt the same, no need to ring my bell, and The diner roll is the highest scoring trick in moguls now (i think FIS and olympics) so yea.. for whoever posted like after me
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1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.
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well boys, looks like we gots ourselves a mission here. we gotta go show them some real shit and where the sport is going. everybody go there next year. we should totally show everybody up like that kid way above me said.
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Yes I saw it on TV. The 1080 was outscored by a triple twister in freestyle aerials. The triple twister got like 6th. The 1080 got 8th or 9th I forget which.
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hahahah, thanx mommy, its time to change my signature
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yeah im with Ski_bum we should poach that comp up next year
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Whoa. People go crazy over this shit. Aeriels is ghetto. I'm TJ, The reason i got slashed so hard for the 10 is because it's Aeriels, Aieriels has a precie 'textbook' style. The Judges are old schoolers. They dont like things being changed. big air was dope, they should of filmed that instead of Aeriels.
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TJ's totally right. The 1080 was thrown in an AERIALS comp. It was a super sick trick by any skier's standards, but the dinosaur judging criteria of UPRIGHT AERIALS raped his score because he was not perfectly upright like a pin, but instead tucked with a stylie cross. As dumb as it may seem, aerials is judged on pre-defined FORM, not style. Aerials is old school, table top is new school. People posting on this thread shouldn't be so quick to dis the event when they have no idea what the event WAS in the first place.
The afternoon big air event was way sicker. People threw all sorts of tricks like corked 7s, switch misty 9s, fakie corked 9s, etc. That event was judged on style, and as TJ said, should have been on TV instead of the aerials, or at least alongside it.
As regards the judging in the big air, it was a little off to say the least. In a nutshell, FIS judges have no clue how to judge style. TJ stomped a huge fakie 1080 with a sick grab, but was beaten by someone doing a switch misty 9 with no grab. Check the style scores, and you'll know what I mean. You had to be there, but everyone knew TJ shoulda won...
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